Ever since Kim Kardashian came onto the scene, we have been living an American horror story. So it would make sense that Ryan Murphy would ask her to be in American Horror Story.
Today, FX released the first look of the non-actress in the role. And I have no reason to watch.
But then again, has there been a reason to watch in over a decade?
Last week, Kourtney Kardashian announced that she is pregnant with Travis Barker’s baby at a Blink-182 concert. This week, she is showing off her baby bump. And she has been pregnant for a while.
That is a good thing for us. Because now we won’t have to hear every detail about her pregnancy for an extended period of time. We will still have to hear about it. Just not as long as if she was only three months pregnant.
This is her fourth child; she and ex-Scott Disick have three children, Mason, 13, Penelope, 10, and Reign, 8. Barker is the father to two children, Landon, 19, and Alabama, 16, with ex-wife Shanna Moakler.
The good news is we don’t have to hear how Kourtney Kardashian, 44, and Travis Barker, 47, are trying to get pregnant. The bad news is we are going to hear everything about her pregnancy.
That is because the oldest Kardashian daughter announced yesterday during a Blink-182 show that she is expecting her first child with her husband of a year.
This is her fourth child; she and ex-Scott Disick have three children, Mason, 13, Penelope, 10, and Reign, 8. Barker is the father to two children, Landon, 19, and Alabama, 16, with ex-wife Shanna Moakler.
I am sure Hulu is just as happy for the expectant parents as they are about expanding their family.
Patti LuPone was on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live yesterday, and she didn’t hold back, as usual.
Andy Cohen asked the legendary actress if she gives a damn about Kim Kardashian acting in FX’s American Horror Story. And she vehemently exclaimed that she doesn’t like it because the socialite is taking away from real actors.
“Excuse me. Excuse me, Kim,” a frustrated LuPone said. “What are you doing with your life? Don’t get on the stage, Mrs. Worthington.”
LuPone is referring to the Noël Coward song about a man telling a woman that her daughter should not act. Not that Kris Jenner would hear what that man is saying because all she sees is a paycheck.
Before LuPone gets too upset about Kim acting on the series. Has she seen AHS recently? Acting is not a requirement. And we know Kim can’t act. We’ve all seen Kim’s sex tape, and even porn stars were saying she couldn’t act.
It feels like Khloé Kardashian has a new face every few months. Because of that, she doesn’t look anything like the woman we got to know on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It is like we have to keep up with her changing faces.
Anyways, the youngest Kardashian sister posted a photo with Love is Blind’s Alexa Lemieux. As soon as I saw it, it reminded me of those photos of actors posing with their past and current selves. Because the dating competition star looks like Khloé Kardashian we used to know.
So much so that I wonder if she is a cloned copy of the original so that the original can remember what she used to look like.
And now I know how Khloé Kardashian can look at herself in the mirror. She stares at Lemieux instead. This way, she thinks she still looks like she used to.
Oh, and Khloé Kardashian is threatening to do Love is Blind with her single sisters. Can you imagine the poor guys when they finally find out who they were talking to?
