Almost 2 week ago on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show he did a segment where Kim Kardashian’s future baby found out who their parents are going to be. Just as you would expect when they realized the awful truth that Kanye West is their dad and Kim is their mom, they made a epic run for it. For the last 13 days the fetus has been no where to be found. That was until yesterday when they were spotted by some cops. After making an escape from them on a dog and then a skateboard, they found a blimp and took the skies. Eventually they were spotted in Conan’s studios, but got away before anyone could catch them. Then the host said, “Sure, he might not have loved being Kim and Kanye’s baby. But that is incredible, he is willing to give up hundreds of millions of dollars and a life of absolute luxury.” Since the fetus was in earshot, when they heard what Conan said they made a mad dash back into their mother’s womb. Can anyone say they blame the baby? If Macaulay Culkin can get emancipation from his parents when he was still a minor, then maybe Kimye’s baby can get it too when they are born in July. By then they will already be worth more than you and can make a good living on their own!
BTW I kept the sex of the baby gender neutral because I think she looks like she is carrying a girl. She seems to be filling out all over and not just in her belly. But then again that is an old wives tale.
BTW tune into Conan tonight on TBS at 11p for a very special episode. The late night show has been taken over by fan made videos based on how they see it. Should be a lot of fun and different than anything else we have ever seen.
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Kim Kardashian is pregnant with her first child and her pregnancy boobs are starting to show. Unlike most women whose breasts get fuller, it appears that Kim’s are sagging like an old woman’s do. At this rate I think she is going to need her baby bump to hold those things up because they look like they are already down to her belly.
In case you have been living under a rock Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a child together in July, but how does that baby feel about having them for parents? Well yesterday on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show at 11p, we got our answer and it’s just what you would expect. As soon as they found who their mommy and daddy is going to be, they ran like OJ Simpson did all those years ago! And can anyone say they blame him or her? I would do the same, wouldn’t you?
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Kim Kardashian is pregnant (as if you didn’t know), so she is trying to keep into shape now so it will be easier to lose the weight after she has the baby. Only problem is she wore leggins that were so tight, you can see where the baby is going to come out and where Kanye West went in.
Kanye West will be in next year’s Kardashian Kristmas Kard because Kim Kardashian is pregnant with his child. That’s right the most over-publicized couple will be getting even more publicity. According to Eonline she is 12 weeks along which means we have 28 more weeks to know everything and more about her pregnancy.
BTW no word from E! when the fetus will be getting their own show on the network, but I am assuming it will debut in about 30 weeks.
UPDATE: Here is Kanye’s klassy way of announcing that Kim is pregnant.
