Tori Spelling is on Kocktails with Khloe tonight and Khloe Kardashian asked her where’s the strangest place she ever peed? Because, you know, we all want to know that. Not.
The 90210er admitted that when she gets drunk, she has an alter ego called Teri who will pee anywhere and everywhere she wants. So much so, she came clean about the strangest places she did it. She bragged that, “She will piss under the table, everyone raise your legs. She will pee in a potted plant. She will pee, yeah…” Then she added, “Like, I would literally, if we were having the most amazing conversation, I would literally drink this glass, and rather sit here and pee in it so we can continue our conversation, then get up and leave you.”
Thankfully, she doesn’t drink as much now because she is a mom. Which is good because after this admission, I don’t think anyone would want to get drunk with her. Unless they are in to the whole watching someone pee fetish. Which is called Urolagnia according to Wikipedia. Yes, I looked it up because I figured it was real, but just wanted to confirm my suspicion.
Gotta love The Kardashians, they are the gift that keeps on giving. Like you have wanted a photo of them that you could you use to play darts with for the longest time, and Harper’s Bazaar supplied us with that picture.
So print out this image of Kris Jenner, hang it up and start playing. Is that fun?
And when it is full of holes, then print it out again. Repeat as needed.
See they keep on giving!
While most people match their lipstick to their dress, Kylie Jenner matched it to her underwear. Why would she do that because who is going to see that? Oh wait, she is a Kardashian, that’s why.
Khloe Kardashian’s new talk show Kocktails with Khloe debuted on FYI tonight and she decided to have her younger sister prank her older one. In other words, she had Kendall Jenner call Kim Kardashian and tell her that she is pregnant. How did big sis react? She made it all about her and advised to call anyone else to find out what to do. Instead of offering compassion, she complained how she isn’t sleeping because North was up all night and Saint is constantly feeding. Before Khloe admitted it was all a prank, Kim asked Kendall to babysit her kids and make a decision after that.
So if you wanted to see the real Kim, there you have seen it. Like what you see?
Howard Stern heard that Khloe Kardashian gives good blow jobs, so he asked her what is her secret? She told him she has DSL. What is DSL? It is D!ck Sucking Lips. No comment.
If the DSL are not enough, then she revealed two other tips to working the tip. They are lots of saliva and use your hands.
So now you know why no man has given her any complaints after she has gone down on them. But then again, when has a man ever complained about any body giving him oral?
Oh and one final tip from me, don’t forget his friends. In other words, don’t just concentrate on the guy standing up for attention.
