While most people match their lipstick to their dress, Kylie Jenner matched it to her underwear. Why would she do that because who is going to see that? Oh wait, she is a Kardashian, that’s why.
Khloe Kardashian’s new talk show Kocktails with Khloe debuted on FYI tonight and she decided to have her younger sister prank her older one. In other words, she had Kendall Jenner call Kim Kardashian and tell her that she is pregnant. How did big sis react? She made it all about her and advised to call anyone else to find out what to do. Instead of offering compassion, she complained how she isn’t sleeping because North was up all night and Saint is constantly feeding. Before Khloe admitted it was all a prank, Kim asked Kendall to babysit her kids and make a decision after that.
So if you wanted to see the real Kim, there you have seen it. Like what you see?
Howard Stern heard that Khloe Kardashian gives good blow jobs, so he asked her what is her secret? She told him she has DSL. What is DSL? It is D!ck Sucking Lips. No comment.
If the DSL are not enough, then she revealed two other tips to working the tip. They are lots of saliva and use your hands.
So now you know why no man has given her any complaints after she has gone down on them. But then again, when has a man ever complained about any body giving him oral?
Oh and one final tip from me, don’t forget his friends. In other words, don’t just concentrate on the guy standing up for attention.
The Kardashians took a year off from their Kristmas Kard last year, but this year they are back with a new one. Instead of being all flashy and Kardashian like, they just displayed the four youngest ones (this was probably shot before Saint was born) of the Klan. They weren’t even dressed up for the occasion, North, Mason, Penelope and Reign were just wearing black. In other words, bo and ring.
Maybe next year they will be back to their old selves. Or better yet, we won’t be caring about them anymore.
Khloe Kardashian‘s a$$ets were almost as big as her older sister’s, but in this photo it is barely there. Well, at least for a Kardashian. I guess not only has her waist shrunk, so has her butt.
