On Sunday night, Madonna and Kim Kardashian became instant friends, and we will pay for it. Because these two desperate-for-attention moms, who cannot keep their clothes on, bonded immediately. So much so, Madonna declared, “A foreshadowing of things to come.” And we thought that Donald Trump was going to cause the apocalypse. I think this might do it first. Or maybe it is just one of the seven signs of it. Nice knowing y’all.
Chicago West is just 1 month and 11 days old and she is already Instafamous. Kim Kardashian debuted her daughter today on social media, and she is beautiful. But who does she look like? Her mom? Her dad, Kanye West? Or the surrogate? Who do you think?
For months, it was rumored that Kylie Jenner was pregnant and today she confirmed that she was. I say was because she gave birth to a baby girl on Thursday.
She also explained why she kept her pregnancy quiet. She said, “I’m sorry for keeping you in the dark through all the assumptions. I understand you’re used to me bringing you along on all my journeys. My pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world.” Then she added, “I knew for myself I needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress free, and healthy way I knew how. There was no gotcha moment, no big paid reveal I had planned. I knew my baby would feel every stress and every emotion so I chose to do it this way for my little life and our happiness.”
The baby girl’s father is Travis Scott. Jenner also shared a video of pregnancy.
There is nothing wrong about her keeping her pregnancy quiet. She has been in the public eye her whole life, so you cannot blame her for wanting to keep something private. I just hope it is start because I am sick of knowing every detail of their lives.
Kim Kardashian has been posting a lot of photos on Instagram that leaves very little to the imagination. When I say little, I mean very little, because we can see how thin she is now. That is why I find it hard to believe she is really eating the cake that she was photographed putting into her mouth. Do you believed she swallowed? Or do you think she spit?
For years, Seth Rogen was locked out of his Instagram account, but now he is back. Since he has not been on in like forever, he has to make up for lost time. One way to do that is by posting a long lost photo of himself hanging with Joan Rivers, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Joe Namath, Sarah Jessica Parker and Lady Gaga. He did not say why they were all together like that, but he did say, “The conversation was exactly as awkward as you’d imagine.” Let’s be all honest, we all expected it to be extremely awkward with that bunch all together in one room. What do you think they talked about? Or do you even want to even know?
This is the best group photo shot since Liza Minnelli’s wedding to David Gest with Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor. Hard to believe that only one of them is still among us. Unlike Rogen’s photo where only one of them is no longer with us.