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Skims releases a bra with nipples
October 27th, 2023 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest. Men like to look at women’s breasts and their nipples poking through. However, the latter don’t always want to come out to play!

So Kim Kardashian and Skims came up with the Ultimate Nipple Bra. The treat that comes up on Halloween has the perfect fullness with a built-in, faux nipple for shock factor.

And it works. Because I, as a straight woman, couldn’t stop looking at her pokies.

I wish my girls were as friendly, but they like to be shy. Plus, I have big boobs, and it is hard to get my nips to match up! Therefore, this bra would make my life so much easier. I wouldn’t have to worry about that anymore because they would be even to the unsuspecting starer.

I need that bra, and it actually comes in my size! Do you need one, too?


Caption Khloé Kardashian!
October 22nd, 2023 under Caption the Celeb, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of Khloé Kardashian has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.


Kim Kardashian didn’t only hurt Kourtney’s feelings
October 1st, 2023 under Jimmy Kimmel, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

This was a bad week to be on the phone with Kim Kardashian because she can’t stop hurting the people she “loves.”

First, she hurt her sister, Kourtney Kardashian. And then, she hurt Jimmy Kimmel.

He was trying to tell her he will be back hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow at 11:35p on ABC. But all she could do was insult him.

Poor Jimmy. Hopefully, Guillermo made him feel better, and he will be able to have a funny show. After all, it has been a long five months for everyone!


Kim Kardashian gets dirty
September 25th, 2023 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian got a Chia Pet hairstyle to grace the pages of the CR Fashion Book, and it looks even worse than when she went platinum blonde.

If the wig wasn’t bad enough, then the fact that they covered her with dirt or smeared her makeup makes it even worse.

But I will say something nice. At least she didn’t break the internet again and kept her clothes on.


Kourtney Kardashian underwent surgery to save the baby
September 6th, 2023 under Blink-182, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kourtney Kardashian/Instagram

On Friday, Blink-182 announced they were postponing some of their European tour dates because Travis Barker had to fly back to America for an “urgent family matter.” However, we didn’t know what it was and assumed it was related to his very pregnant wife, Kourtney Kardashian.

Today, the drummer gave an update and revealed what happened. “God is great. I flew home for a life-threatening emergency surgery for our baby that I’m so grateful went well. I want to say thank you for all the support,” he wrote. “Tour resumes Friday.”

While his wife wrote: “I will be forever grateful to my incredible doctors for saving our baby’s life. I am eternally grateful to my husband who rushed to my side from tour to be with me in the hospital and take care of me afterwards, my rock. And to my mom, thank you for holding my hand through this.

“As someone who has had three really easy pregnancies in the past, I wasn’t prepared for the fear of rushing into urgent fetal surgery. I don’t think anyone who hasn’t been through a similar situation can begin to understand that feeling of fear. I have a whole new understanding and respect for the mamas who have had to fight for their babies while pregnant.

“Praise be to God. Walking out of the hospital with my baby boy in my tummy and safe was the truest blessing. ”

Hopefully, the rest of her pregnancy will go smoothly. And if Blink’s tour dates are any hint, she is probably due in late October or early November.


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