Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Kim Kardashian is promoting her new business venture, and she appeared on The Tonight Show yesterday. She decided to bring her two little Kanyes with her, and the mom had to scold Saint, 6, and Psalm, 3, because they were making too much noise in the audience. Eventually, the nanny took out the toddler, and her oldest son stayed for the rest of the interview.

Now that the mom could focus on herself like she always does, she was able to tell Jimmy Fallon how her older daughter, North, wanted a “spooky wilderness-themed birthday party.” You see, the 9-year-old is into movie special effects, and she wanted her friends to learn how to draw scars on mannequin heads. So they went camping and drew cuts on a bunch of fake heads.

I grew up on Horror, and even I would never let my kid do that for their 9th birthday. And I know I would be a fucked up mom. It is not my place to judge her parenting, but… Maybe Kardashian should spend more time with her kids and less on vacationing and working.

Khloe Kardashian/Instagram

The thing I liked most about Khloé Kardashian is that she didn’t look like the rest of her family. Because of that, she stood out.

However, over the last year, Khloé’s face has kept changing. Now, she looks just like her mother, Kris. So much so, in this photo, it feels like someone cloned the mother’s face on top of her daughter’s with photoshop.

Am I the only one thinking that, or are you seeing it too?

Kim Kardashian/Instagram

We know that Kim Kardashian would do anything to be beautiful, and now thanks to an interview with The New York Times, we know exactly how far she is willing to go.

She told the paper, “If you told me that I literally had to eat poop every single day and I would look younger, I might. I just might.”

Does it surprise anyone? I mean, she lost 16 pounds in a few weeks to fit into a dress worn by Marilyn Monroe. People were shocked by her admission, and she pointed out to the paper that Christain Bale and Renée Zellweger lost and gained weight for roles. So, in her mind, she thought it was the same thing.

So what would’ve happened if Kardashian didn’t lose the weight, “I just simply couldn’t have gone, which wouldn’t have mattered.” Then she added, “It was just important to me to reach that goal.”

I mean, almost all of us have lost weight to fit into something for a wedding or a reunion, so I guess it is no different. Wow. I am defending her. I guess pigs are flying, or am I watching Dumbo. Damn you, Danny Devito, the things I will do for you.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner were in Italy for their oldest sister’s wedding to Travis Barker.

However, the model was not prepared for the elements. She wore a long dress that was so tight, she couldn’t walk up the stairs like a normal person. Since Kylie is your average little sister, she filmed Kendall making a fool of herself and posted it on social media.

For once, we have a reason to laugh at a Kardashian with their approval. The other times they don’t give us their permission even though it is so easy. I mean, what was up with Kourtney Kardashian’s wedding dress. She looked like a hooker marrying her pimp in a ’90s movie.

Kim Kardashian/Instagram

Kim Kardashian shared a photo of herself wearing a thong bikini. And all I could think is that the second she tries to hold in a fart, the whole bottom is going to get sucked up by her black hole.

The designers probably used the same amount of fabric they use for granny panties to make it fit Kardashians’ a$$ets. She is why I use the $ for the word a$$ because it literally is her moneymaker.

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