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Crumbl is keeping up with the Kardashians
April 7th, 2025 under Fast Food, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wanted to eat one of the Kardashian women? Well, now you can. That is because Kris Jenner and her daughters, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie, have teamed up with Krumbl, I mean Crumbl, so that they can have a sweet treat made in their honor.

Everyone’s favorite momager gives a nod to nostalgia with the Kris’ Classic Yellow Layer Cake. Reflecting her clean-eating lifestyle, Kourtney’s Flourless Chocolate Cake is not only gluten-friendly and free of refined sugars but also decadently rich and chocolatey. Snickerdoodle got a glow-up with Kim’s Snickerdoodle Crumb Cake Cookie—a cinnamon lover’s dream featuring streusel and white chips. The ooey-gooey goodness of Khloe’s Cookies & Cream Skillet Cookie is balanced with scoops of fresh vanilla bean cookies & cream mousse. Kendall’s Cookie Dough Cupcake Cookie takes the Crumbl signature to a whole new level, by topping buttercream on a warm brown sugar cookie. Last but not least, Kylie’s Pink Confetti Sugar Cookie is a playful twist on a classic sugar cookie.

“We’ve never had an entire menu takeover before, and who better to do that than the legendary ladies of the Kardashian Jenner Family,” says Sawyer Hemsley, CBO and Co-Founder of Crumbl. “Iconic family meets iconic desserts—it just makes sense.”

These Kardashian baking goods are only available until Saturday, the 12th.

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Kim Kardashian is The Butt Fairy
February 12th, 2025 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

 

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When Kim Kardashian started to get famous, she was known for her sex tape and her mASSive ass.

And now, thanks to SKIMS, she wants to give buttless women butts and boobs like hers. Well, maybe not exactly like hers.

How can she do that? You can buy her SKIMS Shapewear starting at $78. And that is a lot cheaper than what she pays to be keeping up with the Kardashians.

If you want a fabric butt and boob lift, then you can order the expensive underwear starting on February 13th. And by next Valentine’s Day, you could have a Valentine of your own.

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WTF did Kim Kardashian do to Santa Baby?
December 23rd, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian thinks she can do everything. But she cannot.

For example, she thinks she can sing. So she asked her brother-in-law, Travis Barker, to help her record a new version of Eartha Kitt’s Santa Baby.

To make matters worse, she made a music video that looks like a bad LSD trip.

Just because you have shitloads of money does not mean you do whatever you want. Case in point: this! Make her stop.

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Kim Kardashian is no Marilyn Monroe
July 30th, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Kim Kardashian wishes she was Marilyn Monroe. We will never forget her disastrous Met Gala appearance when she wore one of the screen siren’s dresses. And it didn’t fit.

Now, two years later, she is still trying to be Marilyn, and she is still failing. Kim lacks her natural beauty, sexiness, and class.

No matter how hard she tries, she will never be Marilyn. And that is good for the late legend!

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Khloé Kardashian’s SKIMs are showing
July 15th, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Khloé Kardashian wore a light brown dress with a high slit, and it showed more than she wanted. As in, it showed off her SKIMs.

I can’t believe with all of the photoshopping she has done in the past, she didn’t photoshop that out.

Unless she wanted to show it off to support her sister Kim’s brand and show how much support they give to support her a$$ets.

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