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Kim Kardashian is The Butt Fairy |
| February 12th, 2025 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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When Kim Kardashian started to get famous, she was known for her sex tape and her mASSive ass.
And now, thanks to SKIMS, she wants to give buttless women butts and boobs like hers. Well, maybe not exactly like hers.
How can she do that? You can buy her SKIMS Shapewear starting at $78. And that is a lot cheaper than what she pays to be keeping up with the Kardashians.
If you want a fabric butt and boob lift, then you can order the expensive underwear starting on February 13th. And by next Valentine’s Day, you could have a Valentine of your own.
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WTF did Kim Kardashian do to Santa Baby? |
| December 23rd, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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Kim Kardashian thinks she can do everything. But she cannot.
For example, she thinks she can sing. So she asked her brother-in-law, Travis Barker, to help her record a new version of Eartha Kitt’s Santa Baby.
To make matters worse, she made a music video that looks like a bad LSD trip.
Just because you have shitloads of money does not mean you do whatever you want. Case in point: this! Make her stop.
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Kim Kardashian is no Marilyn Monroe |
| July 30th, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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We know that Kim Kardashian wishes she was Marilyn Monroe. We will never forget her disastrous Met Gala appearance when she wore one of the screen siren’s dresses. And it didn’t fit.
Now, two years later, she is still trying to be Marilyn, and she is still failing. Kim lacks her natural beauty, sexiness, and class.
No matter how hard she tries, she will never be Marilyn. And that is good for the late legend!
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Khloé Kardashian’s SKIMs are showing |
| July 15th, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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Khloé Kardashian wore a light brown dress with a high slit, and it showed more than she wanted. As in, it showed off her SKIMs.
I can’t believe with all of the photoshopping she has done in the past, she didn’t photoshop that out.
Unless she wanted to show it off to support her sister Kim’s brand and show how much support they give to support her a$$ets.
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Is Kylie Jenner’s new lip gaze for fluffers? |
| May 21st, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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Kylie Jenner released a new supple kiss lip glaze that provides up to 12 hours of hydration.
She wanted to show how much hydration it provides, so she did a photoshoot with a thick liquid covering her lips, and part of it was dripping off of them.
All I could think of when I saw this photo was, did she just give Timothée Chalamet a blow job because that is what it looks like?
I wonder if that was the look they were going for? So, if you want to look like you just blew the man in your life, then you want to get Kylie Cosmetics’ supple kiss lip glaze for $19. And you, too, can look like you just finished working hard as a fluffer for the day.
I am not knocking fluffers, they have a critical job, a blow job. I am making fun of Kylie, who is a whore for fame.
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