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Kim Kardashian is no Marilyn Monroe
July 30th, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Kim Kardashian wishes she was Marilyn Monroe. We will never forget her disastrous Met Gala appearance when she wore one of the screen siren’s dresses. And it didn’t fit.

Now, two years later, she is still trying to be Marilyn, and she is still failing. Kim lacks her natural beauty, sexiness, and class.

No matter how hard she tries, she will never be Marilyn. And that is good for the late legend!

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Khloé Kardashian’s SKIMs are showing
July 15th, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Khloé Kardashian wore a light brown dress with a high slit, and it showed more than she wanted. As in, it showed off her SKIMs.

I can’t believe with all of the photoshopping she has done in the past, she didn’t photoshop that out.

Unless she wanted to show it off to support her sister Kim’s brand and show how much support they give to support her a$$ets.

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Is Kylie Jenner’s new lip gaze for fluffers?
May 21st, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kylie Jenner released a new supple kiss lip glaze that provides up to 12 hours of hydration.

She wanted to show how much hydration it provides, so she did a photoshoot with a thick liquid covering her lips, and part of it was dripping off of them.

All I could think of when I saw this photo was, did she just give Timothée Chalamet a blow job because that is what it looks like?

I wonder if that was the look they were going for? So, if you want to look like you just blew the man in your life, then you want to get Kylie Cosmetics’ supple kiss lip glaze for $19. And you, too, can look like you just finished working hard as a fluffer for the day.

I am not knocking fluffers, they have a critical job, a blow job. I am making fun of Kylie, who is a whore for fame.

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Kim Kardashian was going for the just fucked look with the cardigan
May 7th, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

Kim Kardashian was the talk of the Met Gala, and very little of it was positive.

People were shocked by how tiny her waist appeared in the Maison Margiela silver metal lace corset with matching skirt. Some people, including me, were wondering if the rumors were true that she had some of her ribs removed.

The other thing people hated was the ugly grey sweater cardigan she wore over her upper arms. What was the purpose of it? Kardashian explained to Vogue Magazine, “At the wildest night of my life in a garden. And I just ran out and grabbed my boyfriend’s sweater, threw it on, and had to get to work. My hair is all messed up.”

I don’t think she was referring to her hair being messed up because it looks damaged from the recent bleaching, which was another thing that looked bad yesterday.

On a positive note, the “fashionista” suffered for that look. She told Vogue that she felt “snatched” in the corset and that breathing was an art form.

Since Kardashian was rumored to have ruined Marilyn Monroe’s Bob Mackie gown at the 2022 Gala, John Galliano wanted to make sure it didn’t happen again. So she wore high-heeled shoes without heels, and spent he night walking on her tippy toes. They did that so she would not step on the floor-length skirt.

Today, she is probably waking up in pain. Both physically and mentally because her look was not received the way she thought it was going to be. It is like Sunday night’s boos at the Tom Brady Roast on Netflix were just a warning of what Monday night was going to be for her.

To see her get fitted into that gown, then click here!

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Khloé Kardashian or Rita Ora?
April 29th, 2024 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]

If it is a day of the week that ends with day, then it is a day for Khloé Kardashian to debut her new look—like another celebrity.

She has looked like Lindsay Lohan, Blake Lively, Denise Richards, and Tara Reid, to name a few.

This weekend, when I was scrolling Instagram, I saw a photo and thought it was Rita Ora. But when I checked who it was, I was surprised to find out it is Khloé.

I hope one day she looks like Khloé because I miss her.

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