In case you have not heard heard, Kevin Hart got 💩🤮 yesterday at the Super Bowl. Today, when he was no longer praying to the porcelain Gd, he made a video of himself getting completely wasted last night and some of the ramifications because of it. 11 drinks in a few hours, causes a petite man to think he can body slam several football players, who eat his weight in food for lunch. They just tosses him around like he was a beach ball at a concert. Which means he most likely did not only have a headache today, his whole body probably felt like it was hit by a truck. If you think about it, he was.
Anyways, after watching his night yesterday, doesn’t it make you want to drink more responsibly? Therefore, I say it is a PSA.
You know how ants can carry something that is 50 times their weight? Well, I am thinking that Kevin Hart has some ant in his DNA. I mean, how else can you explain how something so little, can lift something that is so heavy? We understood it when The Rock and Zac Efron did it in Baywatch, but with Hart I am left wondering how. Tell me I am not alone.
I am knocking his petite size, believe me, it just seems too big for him.
As we know The Rock and Kevin Hart like to prank each other. Since DJ is the executive producer of their films, he has the authority to torture his co-star in the name of the job. For example, when they filmed an explosion scene in Jumanji, they used a little something extra to give it that extra special effect. What is it? Manure or as DJ calls it cow 💩.
A few weeks ago, I heard Jack Black talk about this gag on Steve Harvey’s show and I never thought we would see it. Well Christmas came a little late because DJ finally posted the video. While it is not as great as Black described, it is still the bomb or should I say the 💩.
How did Dwayne Johnson describe the epic blowout? He said, “As a producer of #Jumanji and @kevinhart4real’s best friend, my job was to make sure my co-stars were safe and all the cow sh!t got on Kevin. Every kernel. 😈🐄💩 This made me very happy.” There was one thing they were not happy about and that was the stench it left behind. Or it could have been one of Jack Black’s farts. Too easy, I had to go there!
Will all of the TV shows that DJ stars in and produces, why hasn’t he done a reality show with just him and Hart out pranking each other. Could you imagine how much trouble they would get into?
LADBible wanted to do something different with their interview with The Rock and Kevin Hart, so they asked the Jumaji stars to wrap each other up with wrapping paper. One of the actors stood there as the other one wrapped them up, and they spent the whole time going off on each other. When they were done, they were set free. To be honest, I am surprised that Hart cut DJ out his gift because I expected one of them walk away leaving their friend to stand there as a Dick-In-A-Tree! And I also wonder how Hart was able to get the paper up so high on DJ without using a ladder. You know, since Dwayne Johnson is so much taller then the comedian.
If you cannot get enough of these two, then go out and see them in Jumanji today. It is finally out in theaters.
There have been rumors that Dwayne Johnson wants to run for President in 2020, so Ellen DeGeneres asked him if he was serious about it. DJ told her, “I am seriously considering it, yes!” And with that he has my vote.
He is the only person who could overturn all the destruction that Trump has done because light shines through all the darkness. His heart his yuge as compared to the current president who does not have one. Plus, everyone in Congress and Senate will be afraid of him because he is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Would you vote for him?
When it comes to Kevin Hart, he can be the Omarosa of DJ’s administration.
