For the second year in a row, KFC is selling a fire log at Walmart.com that smells like their restaurant. For $18.99, you can have a fat free way to enjoy fried chicken.
However, it comes with a warning, “May attract bears or hungry neighbors.” I wonder if you burn it on December 24th, then Santa Claus will leave you a few extra gifts? Especially since the Enviro-Log is made from 100% recycled material. That is a nice thing.
The log is the perfect gag gift to get for someone who is on a diet and really loves fried chicken. The temptation will be strong for that person! And with that, I was just put on that naughty list…again. Yet, it is worth it.
In 30 seconds, Kentucky Fried Chicken found a way to taint three things that I have loved I since was a child. Those things are Mrs. Butterworth’s syrup, fried chicken and the movie Ghost.
They took that infamous Unchained Melody scene from the film and replaced Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze with Mrs. Butterworth and Colonel Sanders. What happens next is something even a pornody would not touch. At least they have not yet. Give them time.
But don’t give me any of KFC’s chicken and waffles because I will not be eating either item for a long time. Which, I wonder if that is how long Sanders can go? Why did I wonder about that? See what they did to me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGP_nXJaLA0
It has been almost 23 years since Rudy scored a touchdown with audiences and now it is finally getting a sequel. This time around Sean Astin’s character’s dream is to be Colonel Sanders and his wish will come true.
While it is not the movie you were expecting, stranger things have happened. Why couldn’t he go from football player to Kentucky Fried Chicken spokesman? I would watch!
Seriously, I am so happy the Sean Astin summer of appreciation is continuing on. He is one of the good guys in Hollywood. Which is why he is always playing that type of role. Well maybe not in The Strain, but other than that he is always the guy you root for.
One little tidbit, the man who tells Astin that he cannot become the head of KFC is the real Rudy Ruettiger. Two Rudys in one shot.
Someone hold Britney Spears back because starting on July 1st, KFC is going to be selling a Cheetos sandwich for the whole month. The extra crispy chicken sandwich not only includes Cheetos, it is also covered in Cheetos sauce and mayo.
In case you are wondering why Donald Trump is a little more orange next month, it is not because of the sun or his fake tan or whatever causes him to be that odd shade. It will be because he will be eating these sandwiches by the truckload. You know he will love them as much as a nice story written about him or a porn star who does not ask to paid afterward.
But it is not about him, it is about the crunchy orange sticks on top of the yummy Kentucky Fried Chicken sandwich. What will they come up with next? Taco Bell has Fritos and Doritos. Sonic mixes it up with Oreos. Hey Carl’s Jr, how about you do a Funyuns BBQ burger? Jack in the Box, what about adding a burger with Munchos to your late night menu? McDonald’s, how good would a chicken sandwich be with Pringles Ranch potato chips be?
Anyone else craving a salty snack? I guess we will have to settle on that until July 1st. Then we can get the good stuff from KFC that is finger licking good! I am already drooling for it.
Before Freddy Rodriguez was a jock in Can’t Hardly Wait, he was breakdancing for KFC. Doesn’t the high school senior have great moves in that 1993 commercial?
