Before John Goodman played Colonel Sanders in KFC Loves Gays, he was in a commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken. He looks the same now as he did when he was 27 in that 1980 commercial.
In case you haven’t heard, married Adam Levine has been sending salacious DMs to women that are not his wife, Behati Prinsloo.
One of the sexts he sent told a woman, “That body of yours is absurd.” Well, as soon as KFC saw that, they knew they were going to weigh in on that situation.
So, they posted his words with a photo of Colonel Sanders and his bow tie that looks like a stick figure body and wrote, “Sir, we are a fast food restaurant.”
And with that, they proved they are not chicken. Well, they sell chicken, but they are brave enough to take on any meme that calls their name, unlike Chick-fil-A, who is too afraid to work 7 days a week.
We know that Kentucky Fried Chicken is finger licking good, but what about their sides? Now, we can find out when we order the KFC Side Lovers meal that includes 3 large sides. That is because they will give you KFC Finger Sporks with each order.
So if you have been wanting to lick your fingers after you eat their Mac & Cheese or Cole Slaw, now you can find out what it is like. Plus, you can use it on any side anytime you want to lick your fingers after you gobble down the yummy food. Imagine how much fun they will be on Thanksgiving?!?
KFC came out with a huge pillow that looks just like one of their chicken sandwiches. Not only does it look good enough to eat, but the squishy snuggler also looks good enough to snuggle with all night long.
Who needs a man when you can spork with that soft dreamy cushion? Not me! Well, maybe I do, but since I can’t get a man and I can get the imitation for $99, I will take what I can get. That is unless my cat gets jealous and shreds it to look like Kentucky Fried Chicken’s coleslaw.
Guess what I am getting for lunch because I talked myself into it.
