Katy Perry has finally released the music video for her chart topping song Roar and it’s so bad that I decided to live Tweet how awful it is.
:15 She’s in a plane crash and her dress is ripped, but there’s no blood and her makeup is perfect.
:40 The tiger attacked the wrong person. If it had attacked her, our misery would now be over.
:43 Her acting here is why she only did voice over work in The Smurfs movies.
1:25 Is she trying to make love to the camera here? If so, the camera was left wanting more.
1:45 She’s trapped on an island for a while, yet her makeup is perfect and so is her hair.
1:55 She’s showering and yes her makeup is still perfect under all of that water.
2:40 Now she keeps saying how we are going to hear her roar, but all she does is go “oh, oh, oh, oh.” Since when does roaring sound like that? So when are we going to hear her roar like she keeps saying?
3:10 Is her roaring scaring the tiger away or is it her bad breath? I am assuming by all of the blurriness it’s her breath.
3:40 Did the monkey just fart in her face? Please say yes, please.
4:20 The End!!!
This video like her song is too over produced and that is why neither is working for me.
Conan O’Brien has a segment called “If They Melded” where he merges two celebrities faces as one. In this version, he melded John Mayer and Katy Perry’s faces together and it is good thing they are not breeding because they would so not make a good looking kid.
Also in last night’s segment we got to see how much Miley Cyrus looks like her dad Billy Ray Cyrus when the two of them are melded together. She is so his mini-me.
Katy Perry Tweeted a picture of her boyfriend John Mayer dressed as Santa. As much as he is trying to be sexy in the photo, it just isn’t doing it for me. He looks more like one of those guys who plays Saint Nick at a department store and then he comes home so drunk that he doesn’t even take off the costume and just plops down where ever he can. You know kind of like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
Do you want to sit on his lap or run away?
via Daily Mail
Before Katy Perry kissed a girl and she liked it, she was singing a song on the Christian Broadcast Network’s Day 7. You can barely tell that that 17 year old back in 2002, is the same singer we know today.
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The normally sunny Katy Perry attended The NARM Music Biz Awards Dinner Party looking like what Morticia would when she grew up. So I wonder what is up with Goth like look and when she will be going back to the woman we know who dyed her hair the same color as cotton candy.
