I don’t know why it still surprises me, the stuff that Kathy Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb discuss on Today, but it does. Today’s topic came from Cosmo and it’s facts about pen!ses. I don’t know what horrified me more, them talking about it or what I learned from it. I will never ever hold a Sharpie the same way again, or accidentally hold it in my mouth the way I used to. I will still get high from them, but that is all. Although if I sniff pen just enough, I might start playing with it again like I did before today Today.
The other thing that upset me about this segment is for the first time I regret not going to college in New Hampshire. Who knew?
What did you learn from the two ladies, and what do you wish you didn’t?
Martin Short was on Kathie Lee and Hoda and Kathie Lee asked him how he makes his marriage work to his wife work after all of these years. Only problem is that Nancy Dolman passed away in 2010. Instead of calling her an insensitive bitch who doesn’t do her homework, he answered her three questions as if the Soap star was still alive. I admire him for handling it with such grace because I think I would’ve either broke down and cried or punched her for asking such irresponsible questions.
BTW once Kathie Lee Gifford was told about her f*ck up, she apologized on Twitter to him and said “I send my sincerest apologies to @MartinShort and his family. He handled situation w/enormous grace and kindness and I’m so grateful.” Interestingly she some how found a way to turn it around so it was about her at the end.
I hope the Today Show makes her apologize on the air for making such a huge faux pas.
Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb brought the fourth hour of Today to the Bahamas and the co-hosts showed off their huge coconuts. Who else is surprised as I am that Kathie Lee’s are still so perky?
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Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb were doing their talk show Kathie Lee and Hoda and they started talking about a personal massager from Brookstone. Hoda said she knows exactly what it is for, but Kathie Lee actually thought it was for her back. Shhh don’t tell her it is for lower down. But don’t think she doesn’t know about that area because she brought up Manscaping when they were talking about Mangagements. Although for some reason the ladies and the guy they asked about it thought Manscaping was a different way to say Mani/Pedis. So I guess that is how you are allowed to get dirty in the early hours of broadcast TV.
Before we knew her as Kathie Lee Gifford and a blonde, she was a brunette who went by Kathie Lee Johnson on Name That Tune. Minus the hair, she looks the same now as she did when was 23 in that 1977 game show. Actually because of the hair, I think she looks a lot like Dorothy Hamill.