Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Justin Timberlake had ‘bloodshot, glassy’ eyes, claims to have had just ‘one martini’ before DWI bust: complaint https://t.co/Ae8pXi5mz4 pic.twitter.com/li3ouc8jrr

— New York Post (@nypost) June 18, 2024

Justin Timberlake made a surprise stop on his tour, and it is one he never wanted to make.

The singer was hanging out with friends at a hotel in Sag Harbor, NY, and was having some adult fun with them. Shortly after midnight, he left the hotel and was pulled over by some cops after blowing through a stop sign and not being able to drive in a straight line, according to TMZ.

The police report says the cops noticed, “His eyes were bloodshot and glassy, a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage was emanating from his breath, he was unable to divide attention, he had slowed speech, he was unsteady afoot, and he performed poorly on all standardized field sobriety tests.” It also says he claimed that he only had one martini.

His friends tried to get the cops to give him a break, but Page Six reports that the police officers were too young to know who he was.

The officers did not oblige their request and took him back to the station, where he was charged with DUI. After spending the night in jail, he was arraigned and free to go. However, he will need to return to NY on July 26th for his court day. He will not be able to drive himself there because his out-of-state license is suspended in New York.

Timberlake was expected to begin his European tour in Poland on the 26th, but I think that date will be postponed.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he asks *NSYNC to join him on the tour because he is going to need something positive to counter this, failing sales of his tour and album, and let’s not forget Britney Spears’ books. He is no longer as popular as he was when he exposed Janet Jackson’s boob at the Super Bowl.

Jimmy Fallon is best friends with Justin Timberlake. Therefore, you would think that The Tonight Show host would know every lyric to all of his BFF’s songs. It turns out he doesn’t.

Fallon decided to try his hand at blind karaoke. He did a pretty good job with Ed Sheeran’s Shape of You and Taylor Swift’s Love Story.

However, when it got to a Justin Timberlake song, he barely knew the words.

I can’t say I blame him. Mirrors is a forgettable song, so how can anyone remember the lyrics? I wouldn’t be surprised if Timberlake forgot them.

Justin Timberlake decided to try the Blind Karaoke challenge. The first song they asked him to sing was Alanis Morissette’s Ironic. And he sang higher than the female singer.

Since we couldn’t see his hand behind the laptop, I was wondering if he was squeezing his testicles so that he could sing that high.

What do you think?

Justin Timberlake is in London, and he was supposed to play Roundhouse tonight. However, he has to cancel because he has been drowning with the flu.

The singer told his fans he was able to do The Graham Norton Show. But he woke up feeling the worst that he has felt since he caught this bug.

While this was a one-night-only event, he plans on making it up to them the next time he is there. He just doesn’t know when that will be.

Larry David was on the Today show today, and he did something that stunned many—and left others envious.

What did he do? He beat up Elmo. That’s right. He smothered and punched the beloved Sesame Street resident live on the air.

Poor Elmo was on the morning news program to ask people how they feel. And, like the responses to his tweet this week, he is not doing well.

Hopefully, Elmo is doing better now because the Curb Your Enthusiasm star apologized to the muppet, who likes to be tickled as compared to punched.

And David is a bigger man than Justin Timberlake. The Dick without a Box introduced his song Cry Me a River yesterday by saying, “I’d like to take this opportunity…to apologize…to absolutely fucking nobody.”

Oh, he will be apologizing to fucking everybody because his record and concert sales are going to tank. And even another shitty *NSYNC song is not going to save his sorry fucking ass without him learning to say I am sorry.

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