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Patricia Clarkson would totally be Justin Timberlake’s Mother Lover!
June 29th, 2018 under Andy Cohen, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Patricia Clarkson was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and she revealed a lot about Justin Timberlake. Like that he has a lot going on between his legs.

When asked which actor she would want to have a friends with benefits thing going on with from that movie, she did not hesitate to say the SexyBack singer. She said, “If want to talk about big…” That confession stumped the Bravo host, so he asked her if the actor is “endowed well?” She stuttered as she told him, “I had the good fortune to get to see him all there because he, they were shooting a scene they couldn’t put anything on…He is a gorgeous man.”

With that, Cohen declared that is the biggest scoop he has had on his show in the 9 years since he started doing it. And we do mean big. I will never look at the Troll the same way. I guess you can I can’t stop this feeling about thinking about it!

Clarkson also talked about her worst on-screen kiss and she said she got it from Robert Downey Jr in the movie Good Night and Good Luck. Before you get totally turned off by the actor, he meant to be a bad kisser because it was part of his character for the film.


*NSYNC is so boring
May 1st, 2018 under Ellen DeGeneres, Joey Fatone, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]

Even though *NSYNC was the biggest boy band for their time, they did not live the lifestyle that other rockers would have in their position. That is at least according to what they told Ellen DeGeneres when they played Never Have I on her show today. The daytime talk show host asked them several questions about hooking up and they really did not do anything interesting.

You would, think Justin Timberlake would have have done everything, but it was really Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick who lived like rock stars. Which is sad because let’s be honest, they are the least hottest of the band. Although, I think Fatone has the best personality of the bunch.

JC Chasez might have been my favorite back them, but now I am all about the FatOne. Who is your favorite?


Justice Timberlake’s voice sounds different
March 30th, 2018 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

We are used to hearing Justin Timberlake with his soft voice, but now his voice is a few octaves higher. Why? It is highlarious, literally, because he was sucking on a sugar balloon. Not only do you get a rush from the helium, you can also get one from the sugar. Those two combined definitely brought a smile to his face and ours.


Can we now stop making Justin Timberlake a thing?
February 4th, 2018 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

For years, people keep trying to make Justin Timberlake a thing; but his music is boring, his acting is awful and he is as exciting as watching paint dry. Tonight, he was given biggest honor in music, to play the Super Bowl Half Time Show.

He had the chance to make it huge and do an *NSYNC reunion or give Janet Jackson the redemption she needed. He did not do that. He needed *NSYNC. He needed Janet. Because what he did was a snoozefest.

What went wrong? Playing too many of his new songs that there has been no buzz about. Picking I Would Die 4 U from Prince. Prince is dead, why would you sing song that is about what the Minneapolis legend would die for. He should have done Let’s Go Crazy to pump up the audience. Yes, he predicted his death in it, but it is perfect for the Super Bowl.

The other problem is we learned, Timberlake does not have a powerful voice and he you could barely hear him. (Audio problems or not, his voice was still washed out.) But we knew that from his songs that are heavily synthesized. He had a chance to redeem himself with Can’t Stop This Feeling, and he took all the joy out of his only catchy tune.

Now that he has climaxed, can we give him cab money and send him home? Never to return his texts.


Justin Timberlake better not play his new music at the Super Bowl
January 18th, 2018 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Timberlake released the second single from his upcoming album Man in the Woods, and it is actually worse than the first one. It is so bad that if he plays either song at the Super Bowl Half Time, he should be prepared for the fans to throw their hot dogs at him. While us fans at home, will be throwing the grossest pot luck entries at the television set.

I mean, it is bad club music that still sounds like crap even when you are drunk. What happened to the kid who did catchy music with *NYSNC and how can we get him back? Because this new version of him is as bad as his acting and we know how awful that is.

On a positive note, at least the song is better than the music video. Or is that a positive note?


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