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Sweethearts has candies for those of us who are in a situationship |
| January 4th, 2024 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Not everyone is in a relationship, nor are they single this Valentine’s Day. We are in a situationship, which means we are in an undefined sexual relationship.
So what are we going to do this February 14th? We are going get ourselves Sweethearts hearts that are customized for the underfinables because our lovers are too cheap to spend any money on us.
What makes this box different than their usual boxes? They are full of blurry, misprinted candies. And that is pretty much where our situation is at.
“Singles are taking ‘situationships’ to the next level this year, and Sweethearts is here for them,” said Evan Brock, vice president of marketing for Spangler. “The printing on Sweethearts isn’t always perfect. This is our way of embracing those imperfections in a way that taps into pop culture.”
If you need this limited edition box, then you can order them starting on January 8th.
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Would you drink alcohol that tastes like Doritos? |
| December 13th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Have you ever said to yourself, I wish someone would come up with an alcohol that tastes just like Doritos? Well, Empirical heard your thoughts and crested your dream drink.
Empirical says the liquor tastes like “The real thing! Experience the indulgent flavors of your favorite snack in a liquid form. The spirit opens with umami and tangy aromas of nacho cheese, moving to the deeper, corn-forward flavors of the chip to finish on a soft salty note.”
They say the drink came about when a team member returned from lunch with a bag of Doritos and threw it in the still. They decided to try it and were shocked that it tasted like the nacho chips.
If you want to try it, you can preorder it now. Each bottle sells for $65.
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DiGiorno is selling a Thanksgiving pizza |
| November 2nd, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Do you like pizza? Do you love Thanksgiving? Do you wish that you could combine the two? Well, DiGiorno thought of that, and they are selling a Thanksgiving pizza for $11.23 from now until November 22nd. However, only on Wednesdays via their website.
The creation features classic turkey, creamy gravy sauce, diced sweet potatoes, colorful green beans and cranberries, rich mozzarella, and cheddar cheeses, plus a crispy onion topping – all loaded on top of a thick and chewy Detroit Style crust.’
While I am not the hugest fan of Thanksgiving dinner. I need to try this. It sounds delicious. And for dessert, I will have Baskin Robbins Turkey Day Fixin’s ice cream. At this rate, in three weeks, I am going to be so sick of the holiday!
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Cup Noodles is finally going to be microwavable!!! |
| October 27th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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I love Cup Noodles, but I hate having to boil water and add it to the styrofoam cup. And coming early next year, I won’t have to do that anymore. That is because Nissin Foods is finally switching to paper cups and will be able to microwave the meal with the water inside the cup.
“Since its invention more than 50 years ago, Cup Noodles has become a cultural mainstay and a staple in households around the world,” said Michael Price, President and CEO of Nissin Foods USA. “And while Cup Noodles will continue to have that same satisfying taste and iconic look, we continue to find ways to evolve the brand to support the current needs of our consumers, the environment and the world. This updated packaging and the new paper cup marks an important milestone for Cup Noodles and a key step in our environmental commitment.”
My life is so sad that this news made my week. Who else is as excited as I am?
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Coffee mate is one of the Mean Girls |
| October 3rd, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Today is Mean Girls Day, and Coffee Mate is celebrating it by making a huge announcement. Coming in January, they are releasing their first pink-colored creamer in honor of the movie’s 20th anniversary.
“We’re not a regular creamer; we’re a cool creamer. That’s why Coffee mate is thrilled to debut the category’s first-ever pink creamer with Paramount’s iconic Mean Girls movie,” said Leonardo Aizpuru, Nestlé Vice President of Brand Marketing for the Beverage Division and Business Unit. “This partnership gives our fans a chance to add a splash of pink to their coffee as we celebrate the 20th anniversary of this nostalgic, quotable film.”
So what does it taste like? It will taste like “cake filled with rainbows and smiles.”
And if you want it, you are going to have to run to the store to get it because it will only be available for a limited time.
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