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Cup of Noodles gives us a full Thanksgiving dinner in a cup!
October 15th, 2025 under Cup Noodles, Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Do you want Thanksgiving dinner, but don’t want to deal with all the time it takes to make one? Then Cup of Noodles has two ramen cups for you that take less than five minutes to make.

  • Turkey Dinner combines the rich essence of herb-seasoned turkey broth with sweet corn, tangy cranberry bursts, crisp green beans, warming spices, and tender noodles.
  • For dessert (or whenever, no judgments) Pumpkin Pie delivers satisfying pumpkin flavor blended with caramelized brown sugar sweetness and signature pie spices that feel like a bite of moist homemade pumpkin pie.

“We all know nothing can dampen the holiday spirit quicker than a dry Thanksgiving meal – whether it’s the food or boring dinner table conversation,” said Priscila Stanton, Senior Vice President of Marketing, Nissin Foods USA. “With Cup Noodles Turkey Dinner and Pumpkin Pie, we’re delivering the full Thanksgiving experience – from main course to dessert – in minutes with the moist, slurpable goodness our fans crave.”

The Thanksgiving Dinner Cups are available now at Walmart only for a limited time. The complete dinner costs $3.36. You cannot even get a can of cranberry sauce for that cheap.

Nissin Foods gives us something to be thankful for this holiday season.

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AriZona released a New York drink for a good cause!
September 9th, 2025 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Different cities sell drinks that are exclusive to just them. In New York City, we have Chocolate Egg Creams, which is made with milk, chocolate syrup, and seltzer.

Since I no longer live in NYC, I miss it and can’t find it anywhere.

At least that used to be the case. That is because AriZona is now selling a pack of 12 Big Cans for $24.99. A portion of the proceeds ($1.11) from every can sold will go to Tunnel to Towers Foundation, which aids wounded veterans and provides mortgage-free homes to families of fallen first responders and Gold Star families.

So if you want to do something good and try something delicious, then try the NY drink! I promise you will love it as much as I do!

Thank you, AriZona, for making this Bronx girl happy!

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Feel the Skittles rainbow coming out
August 18th, 2025 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

For decades, Skittles have been either sweet or sour, but now they are also spicy. That is because the chewy candy teamed up with Fuego for tangy, chili-covered sweet gummies.

“At Mars, we’re always paying attention to emerging trends and looking for exciting new ways for our fans to experience SKITTLES,” says Ro Cheng, Vice President, Marketing, Mars Wrigley North America. “With SKITTLES Gummies Fuego, we’re adding some spice to a sweet, original fan favorite, bringing a bold flavor experience that we know ‘swicy’ fans will enjoy.”

Skittles Gummies Fuego comes in five flavors: Mango, Watermelon, Strawberry, Raspberry, and Lemon. They are available starting today exclusively on the TikTok Shop, and then they will hit stores early next year.

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Hershey’s unveils it’s Halloween’s treats for tricker!
August 12th, 2025 under Halloween, Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

We are 80 days away from Halloween, so now is the time we should start stocking up on candy for Trick-or-Treaters.

Today, Hershey’s revealed the treats we will be handing out this year. I hope the kids stay home so that I can eat all the extras myself. They don’t need candy, I do!

  • A nostalgic collaboration with Peanuts® celebrating the classic, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,” with REESE‘S Pumpkins and REESE‘S Miniatures, featuring the beloved Peanuts® gang.
  • A new spooky shape from the KIT KAT® brand! KIT KAT® Counts join an iconic group of chocolate shapes and are available in snack and jumbo size assortment bags to encourage sharing.
  • Get ready for a magical treat this Halloween with the return of HERSHEY‘S Harry Potter™ inspired chocolates! From the world of Harry Potter, HERSHEY’S Cookies ‘n’ Crème Harry Potter™ Magical Friends Collection features your favorite wizarding world characters including Hedwig, Dobby, Buckbeak, and Fawkes.
  • SHAQ-A-LICIOUS XL Gummies feature original flavors and faces in new individual wrappers just in time to dish out on Halloween.
  • Halloween Lovers – Snack Size KIT KAT® Witch’s Brew, Counts, Ghost Toast, and Milk Chocolate Assortment (60 ct) – Celebrate the spooky season with a mix made for Halloween lovers! This assortment features the marshmallow magic of KIT KAT® Witch’s Brew, the classic crunch of Milk Chocolate in a brand new shape, and the cinnamon toast delight of Ghost Toast.
  • Snack Size KIT KAT® Counts and REESE’S Bats (30 ct)- Double the fun this Halloween with a mix that’s both spooky and sweet! Enjoy the crispy layers of KIT KAT® Counts alongside the peanut butter-filled magic of REESE’S Bats.
  • Caramel Lovers – REESE’S Caramel Cup, REESE‘S TAKE 5, MILK DUDS, ROLO®, and PAYDAY (35 ct)- Indulge your sweet tooth with the ultimate caramel collection! This mix features the gooey goodness of REESE‘S Caramel Cup, the salty-sweet crunch of REESE‘S TAKE 5, the chewy classic MILK DUDS, the rich caramel-filled ROLO®, and the nutty delight of PAYDAY.
  • TWIZZLER Lovers – Snack Size Cherry PULL ‘N’ PEEL, Strawberry Twists, and Rainbow Twists (60 ct)- Unravel the fun this Halloween with a chewy, fruity mix that’s sure to delight! Enjoy the playful Cherry Pull ‘N’ Peel, the classic Strawberry Twists, and the colorful burst of Rainbow Twists.
  • Snack Size TWIZZLERS Strawberry Twists, HERSHEY‘S Milk Chocolate, JOLLY RANCHER Mini Gummies, and HERSHEY‘S Cookies N’ Creme (35 ct)- Bring the ultimate variety to your Halloween festivities with this frightfully fun mix! Chewy TWIZZLERS Strawberry Twists offer a classic fruity bite, while HERSHEY‘S Milk Chocolate delivers melt-in-your-mouth goodness. Add a pop of fruity fun with JOLLY RANCHER Mini Gummies and satisfy creamy candy cravings with the cookies-and-creme delight of HERSHEY‘S Cookies ‘N’ Creme.
  • REESE’S Mini Pumpkins Unwrapped- Get into the Halloween spirit with a poppable take on the iconic pumpkins! REESE’S Mini Pumpkins Unwrapped feature the classic combination of creamy peanut butter and milk chocolate in a smaller, easily poppable delight – perfect for festive snacking or sharing (if you must).
  • TWIZZLERS Ghosts- Haunt your taste buds with TWIZZLERS Ghosts! These ghost-shaped chews bring spooky fun and fruity flavor to every bite perfect for movie nights, family snack bowls, and Halloween hangouts at home.
  • JOLLY RANCHER Gummies Trickies- Bursting with bold fruit flavors, these chewy bites come in different colors that don’t always match the flavor, playing tricks on your taste buds that keep you guessing all season long. A fun and flavorful treat that is the perfect addition to your kitchen counter candy jar.
  • For fall enthusiasts, HERSHEY’S will introduce their first fall harvest flavor in six years – HERSHEY’S Nuggets Pumpkin Spice Latte. Leaning into a consumer favorite and fall classic, Hershey’s Nuggets are the perfect sized milk chocolate treat with pumpkin spice latte flavored crème. Hershey is also bringing back the beloved CADBURY Caramello Miniatures, delivering smooth caramel wrapped in creamy milk chocolate, a delicious complement to the season’s cozy flavors. Also making a seasonal return, CADBURY Mini Harvest Handfuls, these smooth milk chocolate candies coated in a crisp sugar shell are the perfect festive addition to any Halloween candy dish.
  • Looking for something salty this Halloween? We have you covered. Crunchy favorites like SKINNYPOP popcorn and PIRATE’S BOOTY puffs are now available in Halloween multipacks, making them a fun and easy addition to your at-home snack lineup.

Which ones are you going to buy for the kids? Yeah, the kids!

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Would you eat ice cream that tasted like breast milk?
August 7th, 2025 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

There have been some interesting flavors of ice cream, like Ranch, Macaroni & Cheese, and Pickles. However, the company for new parents, Frida and the ice cream shop, Oddfellows, created a flavor that might be the strangest one of all.

What is it? It is breast milk. Yes, the flavor that most new fathers want to try but then regret doing so. However, as I learned on the Jerry Springer Show and The Boys, there is a fetish for it. And the companies, I guess, are trying to zero in on that market.

The ice cream is described as lightly sweet, a little salty, with hints of honey and a dash of colostrum. And while it’s not actually made with human milk, we think our recipe tastes pretty close to the real deal.

According to the Cleveland Clinic, “Colostrum is the first form of breastmilk that is released by the mammary glands after giving birth. It’s nutrient-dense and high in antibodies and antioxidants to build a newborn baby’s immune system. It changes to breast milk within two to four days after your baby is born. Colostrum is thicker and more yellow than traditional breast milk.”

Now that you know that no human breast milk is involved in the making of the ice cream, do you want to try it? You can buy two pints for $12.99 each while supplies are available.

I just saw that Oddfellows is based out of the Bronx. As a girl who grew up there, I don’t know if I should be proud or not. What I do know is that I have been holding my milk makers since I started this post.

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