Not everyone is in a relationship, nor are they single this Valentine’s Day. We are in a situationship, which means we are in an undefined sexual relationship.
So what are we going to do this February 14th? We are going get ourselves Sweethearts hearts that are customized for the underfinables because our lovers are too cheap to spend any money on us.
What makes this box different than their usual boxes? They are full of blurry, misprinted candies. And that is pretty much where our situation is at.
“Singles are taking ‘situationships’ to the next level this year, and Sweethearts is here for them,” said Evan Brock, vice president of marketing for Spangler. “The printing on Sweethearts isn’t always perfect. This is our way of embracing those imperfections in a way that taps into pop culture.”
If you need this limited edition box, then you can order them starting on January 8th.
