Seriously? OMG! WTF?

‘Tis the season of colds, the flu, and COVID. What do people recommend for you when you have one of those things? Chicken soup.

Well, what if you want to send them some, but you can’t find a good Jewish deli in the area? Then you can send them Chicken Soup Candy Canes from Archie McPhee. The second they start to suck on one, they will feel instantly better. That is always how I feel when I suck on something shaped like a pole!

And what if you have healthy friends that you want to send candy canes to? They also have Pacific Northwest Salmon, Jalapeno, Bacon, Dante’s Inferno, Gravy, Sour Cream & Onion, Hot Dog, Ketchup, and Pickle flavored ones to choose from.

Peppermint is so last century! So surprise your friends with a sucker like they have never sucked on before!

Now that Halloween has passed, Pumpkin Spice season is over, and now, it is time for Christmas flavors.

Werther’s Original is celebrating the season with two flavors, one of which is new:

• NEW Gingerbread Flavored Soft Caramels: Soft and creamy caramels with a taste of gingerbread.
• Cookie Butter Crème: Soft and creamy caramel outside with speculoos flavored cookie butter crème on the inside.

“At Werther’s Original, our goal has always been to create little moments of comfort and joy,” said Kelly Cook, president at Storck USA, L.P. “Gingerbread is a flavor that brings people together during the holidays, and pairing it with our rich, creamy caramel makes for the ideal seasonal indulgence.”

The Holiday Collection soft caramels are available now for a limited time.

Tonight, Trick-or-Treaters are going to have their Halloween bags filled with candy they love and candy they hate. However, all the K-Poppers, Elphabas, and Batmans can agree on one thing. They don’t want the Sour Punch Pickle Straw Roulette pack in their bags.

The witches and warlocks don’t have a problem with the Green Apple, Lemon Lime, and Watermelon straws. It is the pickle one that puts them in a pickle. And could cause a house to get egged.

While the pickle ones could cause some problems, the Ghost Pepper ones will definitely get houses egged and TPed.

However, I would clean up the mess because I am the weird person who likes those flavors. Do you want to try them?

Brach’s has released Thanksgiving dinner in candy corn. And now Oreo is doing the same. For a limited time, you can get a tin of 12 cookies that is just like a 6-course meal on Turkey Day.

The tin comes with Cranberry Sauce (2 cookies), Pumpkin Pie (2 cookies), Turkey & Stuffing (2 cookies), Creamed Corn (2 cookies), Sweet Potato (2 cookies), and Caramel Apple Pie (2 cookies), fudge-covered Oreos.

Part of me is like, that sounds disgusting. But the majority of me is like, I have to have that!

Do you want Thanksgiving dinner, but don’t want to deal with all the time it takes to make one? Then Cup of Noodles has two ramen cups for you that take less than five minutes to make.

• Turkey Dinner combines the rich essence of herb-seasoned turkey broth with sweet corn, tangy cranberry bursts, crisp green beans, warming spices, and tender noodles.
• For dessert (or whenever, no judgments) Pumpkin Pie delivers satisfying pumpkin flavor blended with caramelized brown sugar sweetness and signature pie spices that feel like a bite of moist homemade pumpkin pie.

“We all know nothing can dampen the holiday spirit quicker than a dry Thanksgiving meal – whether it’s the food or boring dinner table conversation,” said Priscila Stanton, Senior Vice President of Marketing, Nissin Foods USA. “With Cup Noodles Turkey Dinner and Pumpkin Pie, we’re delivering the full Thanksgiving experience – from main course to dessert – in minutes with the moist, slurpable goodness our fans crave.”

The Thanksgiving Dinner Cups are available now at Walmart only for a limited time. The complete dinner costs $3.36. You cannot even get a can of cranberry sauce for that cheap.

Nissin Foods gives us something to be thankful for this holiday season.

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