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Little Debbie gets into the ice cream business! |
| January 27th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Little Debbie has been making yummy snack cakes since 1928. And on February 1st, Hudsonville Ice Cream is going to turn seven of the sweet treats into ice creams.
Those seven flavors are:
Oatmeal Creme Pies: Vanilla creme ice cream with soft oatmeal cookie pieces and a hint of molasses
Cosmic Brownies: Brownie batter ice cream filled with mini rainbow chips and brownie pieces
Zebra Cakes: White cake ice cream with yellow cake pieces and a milk chocolate fudge swirl
Honey Buns: Honey bun flavored ice cream with glazed honey bun pieces and a sweet cinnamon swirl
Strawberry Shortcake Rolls: White cake ice cream with yellow cake pieces and a tart strawberry swirl
Swiss Rolls: Chocolatey cake ice cream with chocolate cake pieces and a swirl of whipped cream
Nutty Bars: Peanut butter ice cream swirled with chocolatey waffle cone pieces and a thick fudge swirl
Each pint will be sold year-round at Walmart for $2.50. I can’t wait to try them all. So much so I don’t know which one to try first. Which one(s) are you going to buy?
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Would you wear a Oscar Mayer bologna beautifying mask? |
| January 19th, 2022 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Oscar Mayer is known for their lunch meats, and now they are getting into the beautifying masks business. That is because they just released bologna face masks.
I know you are thinking, gross, I am not going to put cold cuts on my face like I did when I was a kid. Don’t worry; it is not made of whatever bologna is made of. The Hydrogel Sheets are made with ingredients like witch hazel botanical, seaweed-derived ingredients, collagens, and serotonin.
If you are like me and you want to try it, then you can get it on Amazon for $4.99.
Just remember after you remove it, throw it out, and don’t eat it. It is not the same thing we used when we were kids.
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Oreo adds two new flavors to their lineup |
| December 16th, 2021 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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On January 3rd, we are getting two new Oreo flavors. The first one is Ultimate Chocolate which is stuffed with dark, milk, and white chocolate. Sadly, that one is only available for a limited time. However, Toffee Crunch with sugar crystals is here to stay.
Which flavor are you looking forward to more?
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Jelly Belly adds two disgusting flavors to Beanboozled |
| October 26th, 2021 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Jelly Belly released the 6th edition of Beandoozled, and they added two new flavors to mix. The additional imposters are Liver and Onions/Cappuccino and Old Bandage/Pomegranate.
In case you are not familiar with Beandoozled, it is an evil creation from the jelly bean maker. They basically use the coloring of one of the delicious flavors and replace it with one that is beyond repulsive, like Cappuccino for Liver and onions.
Since the gross flavors look like the sweet ones, you don’t know if you have been Beandoozled until you put it in your mouth. And it is a taste you will soon not forget.
So what are the other flavors in the box? They are:
Rotten Egg/Buttered Popcorn
Toothpaste/Berry Blue
Barf/Peach
Stink Bug/Toasted Marshmallow
Booger/Juicy Pear
Dirty Dishwater/Birthday Cake
Stinky Socks/Tutti-Fruitti
Dead Fish/Strawberry Banana Smoothie
Part of me wants to get a box. But once you taste a jelly bean that tastes like barf, you never want to experience anything like it again.
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Pepsi gives us something to sing about, Cracker Jack flavored Pepsi |
| October 7th, 2021 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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So I am like scrolling the internet, and I see that Pepsi came up with a cola that tastes like Cracker Jack. I was like, this is so something to sing about. Then I found out that was literally what I would have to do to get my hands on one.
You see, in order to taste one of the 2,000 limited-edition cans the soda company wants you to, share a video of yourself singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game with #PepsiSingToScore, #Sweepstakes and follow @pepsi on Twitter or Tiktok.
The only time I can sing that song is when I am at a baseball game, and my voice is being drowned by thousands of other people. And I haven’t been to a game since I had a Pepsi, which is when I lived in Miami, and that was two states and decades ago. Don’t do the math.
However, if you are willing to sing for your supper drink, then do it. And when you try it, tell me how the pop is. I will live vicariously through you.
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