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There is so much sexual innuendo in this Ritz Crackers tweet |
| June 22nd, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Ritz Crackers decided to make a hot dog sandwich using their crackers. And it looks like a dick and balls to me.
Now, that was my first thought. However, they went in a different with “I got that dog in me.”
And with all of that, I am suddenly horny, and I am not sure I know why. But I do know what I need, and it is a hot dog in me!
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Did you know that Hot Pockets has a mascot? |
| June 14th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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We know that McDonald’s, Frosted Flakes, and Planter’s Peanuts all have mascots. But did you know that Hot Pockets also has one? Well, they do, and his name is Herbie.
He is not as bad as the Burger King, but he is no Kool-Aid Man.
What do you think of the life-size hot pocket?
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Lay’s Potato Chips gets into the sandwich business |
| May 15th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Have you ever put potato chips on a sandwich to make it taste better? Then you wished that they had chips that tasted like sandwiches?
Well, now they do! Because Lay’s is selling three sandwich-flavored potato chips. For a limited time, you can Baked Buffalo Chicken chips, Wavy Cubano Sandwich chips, and BLT sandwich chips.
Kids today don’t know how good they have it. When I was growing up, our potato chips tasted like potato chips, and we were thankful they weren’t BBQ. Although, I still love the sour cream and onion ones.
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Would you eat Velveeta white chocolate truffles? |
| May 10th, 2023 under Heinz, Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Velveeta has been trying out new things this year. First, they started selling Velveeta-scented nail polish. Then they followed that up with a Velveeta Martini. Now, they partnered with Compartés Chocolatier to sell truffles with Velveeta.
TruffVels consist of Compartés sweet white chocolate and is the savory, creamy, delicious bite of Velveeta in a seashell-shaped truffle.
“This exciting and unique collaboration is delicious, decadent, delightful, and unexpected,” said Jonathan Grahm, Compartés CEO and Lead Chocolatier. “I love the idea of pushing the boundaries of chocolate making and creating a unique product unlike anything that’s ever been done before. With TruffVels mixing two of life’s greatest pleasures, chocolate, and cheese, we can all live the good ‘La Dolce VELVEETA’ life this Summer.”
The box of five savory and sweet truffles is available for $24.95 at Compartés.com. If you really want to try them, don’t wait too long because they are only available while supplies last.
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Would you eat ICEE cereal? |
| April 26th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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I love drinking ICEEs, and look forward to having one. But I am not sure I would eat a bowl of cereal with the Cherry and Blue Raspberry flavors like the frozen drink.
However, Kelloggs says that the cereal utilizes an innovative ingredient that cools your mouth as you eat it.
“Kellogg’s is excited about our first-ever collaboration with ICEE that delivers a ‘cool’ and delicious new cereal to excite your senses,” said Laura Newman, Senior Director of Brand Marketing at Kellogg Company. “Nothing helps beat the heat like a cold, refreshing ICEE, and now fans can discover all the fun of ICEE at the breakfast table just in time for summer.”
Now, I am curious and want to try it. Are you brave enough to give it a taste?
I might even do a Gene Simmons and put ice in my cereal to make it even cooler!
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