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How far would your hometown go for a Klondike bar?
June 23rd, 2023 under Joel McHale, Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wanted to see your hometown on a Klondike bar? Well, how far will you go to make that happen? Klondike and Joel McHale want to find out. So they are offering you a challenge to find out.

All you have to do is get at least three other people from your family, friends, or neighbors, take a creative photo or video showing the lengths y’all would go, and then post it to Instagram with #WWYDHometownContest and tag @KlondikeBar to enter. Oh, and make sure to find a way to incorporate something from Klondike’s brand identity, like the What Would You Do jingle, Klondike’s ice cream products, their brand colors, the polar bear mascot, or whatever you think represents them.

“You know what Klondike and I have in common? We’re both challengers at heart and we both love to celebrate fun, spontaneous acts of silliness,” said Joel McHale. “So, when Klondike told me they were challenging hometowns to prove who’s #1,” he continued, “I couldn’t wait to get involved and am excited to see what people all over the country will do for a Klondike. I’ve been a longtime fan of the brand and now, I get to judge the Klondike Hometown Contest! How sweet is that?!”

That’s right, he and people from Klondike are going to judge the submissions.

So what does the one winner get? They will get a personalized shoutout video from McHale for their hometown, an exclusive block party and their hometown will be featured on the packaging of a limited edition Klondike Bar. Pretty sweet deal. As sweet as their ice cream creations.

If you have what it takes, don’t wait too long to enter. They are accepting submissions until July 16th.

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There is so much sexual innuendo in this Ritz Crackers tweet
June 22nd, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Ritz Crackers decided to make a hot dog sandwich using their crackers. And it looks like a dick and balls to me.

Now, that was my first thought. However, they went in a different with “I got that dog in me.”

And with all of that, I am suddenly horny, and I am not sure I know why. But I do know what I need, and it is a hot dog in me!

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Did you know that Hot Pockets has a mascot?
June 14th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

We know that McDonald’s, Frosted Flakes, and Planter’s Peanuts all have mascots. But did you know that Hot Pockets also has one? Well, they do, and his name is Herbie.

He is not as bad as the Burger King, but he is no Kool-Aid Man.

What do you think of the life-size hot pocket?

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Lay’s Potato Chips gets into the sandwich business
May 15th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever put potato chips on a sandwich to make it taste better? Then you wished that they had chips that tasted like sandwiches?

Well, now they do! Because Lay’s is selling three sandwich-flavored potato chips. For a limited time, you can Baked Buffalo Chicken chips, Wavy Cubano Sandwich chips, and BLT sandwich chips.

Kids today don’t know how good they have it. When I was growing up, our potato chips tasted like potato chips, and we were thankful they weren’t BBQ. Although, I still love the sour cream and onion ones.

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Would you eat Velveeta white chocolate truffles?
May 10th, 2023 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]

Velveeta has been trying out new things this year. First, they started selling Velveeta-scented nail polish. Then they followed that up with a Velveeta Martini. Now, they partnered with Compartés Chocolatier to sell truffles with Velveeta.

TruffVels consist of Compartés sweet white chocolate and is the savory, creamy, delicious bite of Velveeta in a seashell-shaped truffle.

“This exciting and unique collaboration is delicious, decadent, delightful, and unexpected,” said Jonathan Grahm, Compartés CEO and Lead Chocolatier. “I love the idea of pushing the boundaries of chocolate making and creating a unique product unlike anything that’s ever been done before. With TruffVels mixing two of life’s greatest pleasures, chocolate, and cheese, we can all live the good ‘La Dolce VELVEETA’ life this Summer.”

The box of five savory and sweet truffles is available for $24.95 at Compartés.com. If you really want to try them, don’t wait too long because they are only available while supplies last.

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