Seriously? OMG! WTF?

YOU might think that Jordan having a boob job doesn’t exactly count as news. But this time she’s getting them REDUCED – to rearing another baby easier. The 28-year-old is desperate to have another child with perma-tanned hubby Peter Andre, 33 after their recent miscarriage ordeal. But she’s scared of breast-feeding with such large boobs. And the 30G glamour girl says she’s now fed up of the monster chest that made her millions. The Playboy model said "I hate them. Get them out of me. Yuk. I’m having them reduced and I can’t wait. I want them done by Christmas for Peter." She then publicly enacted a surgeon removing the implants with a knife and made a sucking noise in front of a bemused pal. It will be the fourth boob job the mother of two sons, Harvey and Junior, has had since she began her career. Jordan’s breasts, which along with their current owner managed to upstage bride Michelle Heaton at her wedding to Andy Scott-Lee on Saturday, have become something of a national treasure. But she’s fallen out of love with them. "They’re saggy," she moans. "Men may think they’re great but they’re just not pert any more and it’s a turn-off. I used to love them but I don’t need them any more. "I hardly ever go out now. I’m always in with Peter so I don’t need to show them off. I want another baby but I’ve got to get a boob job first." If all goes to plan, Jordan, real name Katie Price, will have the reduction to tie in with the release of her Christmas album of duets A Whole New World with I’m A Celebrity star Peter. A pal said: "She wants to look wholesome now. They’re heavy too and give her back problems. "Plus, she doesn’t really want to be promoting a family album with those big jugs on the front."

3am 

I can hear the men screaming NOOOOO all the way over here.

Dlisted (click on the photo for the NSFW picture)

Now if only she could wear underwear too. What is it with these women going out without underwear and sitting there with their legs all spread out like that. Words of advice, not wearing underwear. . .cross your legs!

COULD there be good news on the cards for PETER ANDRE and JORDAN?The megaboobed model was spotted buying a pregnancy testing kit at Heathrow Airport at the weekend.The couple are on a romantic break in the South of France, where the Aussie singer is continuing to make the peace after a little disagreement over some of the revelations in his autobiography.

Bizarre 

If it is true, I hope she carries this one to term.

Glamour model Jordan, aka Katie Price, is struggling to cope with her young son Harvey, who now apparently tips the scales at seven stone.Harvey suffers from a rare growth hormone problem.Jordan’s hubbie Peter Andre told Closer magazine: "We’ve been taking Harvey to the hospital for more tests as he’s been putting on a lot of weight recently and it’s worrying us."He’s now 7st, which is really unhealthy for a four-year-old."But we’ve been through tough times with Harvey before and we’ll get through this."Harvey, whose dad is footballer Dwight Yorke, was also diagnosed with autism last week.Jordan, who has another son – one-year-old Junior – said: "I went to the doctors and he’s been diagnosed as autistic, which I’ve been saying for ages. Now they’ll discuss how best to deal with him."I don’t get love from Harvey and I don’t expect it, so it’s weird to think that Junior will know what a cuddle is."

The Press Association 

With all she is going through with Harvey, you really have to respect how much love she is giving him. She can dump off to nannies or 24 hour care, but she is raising him! So hats off to her!

RED-HOT babe Beyoncé has revealed she keeps a super sexy "Freakum dress", to fire up her love life whenever things fizzle out.The bootilicious babe, who is engaged to hip-hop mogul Jay-Z, has even written a track on her latest album B-Day in honour of the saucy little number, which she insists never fails to rekindle their passion.Beyoncé said: "I think every woman has one. If she doesn’t she should get one, because they’re necessary sometimes. I have a couple of really sexy black dresses, you know?"And here are some more celebrity tips to keeping your relationship on fire:Underworld vamp Kate Beckinsale uses her high-speed internet connection to put on raunchy shows for hubby Len Wiseman. She said: "We use webcams while we’re apart. He gives me orders as to what outfit I should wear."Eva Longoria purrs in French to warm up basketball lover Tony Parker. She said: "I’m learning French so we can say all those sexy things to each other in bed.Christina Aguilera says being confident about yourself is the main thing. She said: "Sexuality… I enjoy expressing that in a very empowering way."Burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese entertains hubby Marilyn Manson by wearing saucy stockings every single day. She said: "If you wear the right kind of garter belt and stockings, it will change your life."Jools Oliver cooks up a treat for Jamie. She said: "I send Jamie out of the room, call him back in and greet him dressed in nothing but a pair of jingle bells on my boobs."Jessica Simpson takes the treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen approach. She said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days, it makes it better."Jordan suggests stripping down to the bare essentials. She said: "If sexy lingerie makes you feel special, then share your thoughts with your squeeze."Britney likes to dominate K-Fed. She said: "I’ve always been a tomboy – I’ve always ended up being the man in the relationship."Teri Hatcher suggests a timely trip to Ann Summers will to do the trick. She said: "There are a lot of fabulous electronics out there!"

The Sun 

OK I am off to buy a black dress, stockings, garter belt, lingerie, webcam and a boyfriend after treading this article!

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