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Joe Jonas is so special he eats McDonald’s on a platinum record |
| March 23rd, 2021 under Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]
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DNCE’s Cake by the Ocean is so popular on Spotify that it has had over 1 billion plays on the streaming music service. In honor of that, they sent Joe Jonas a platinum record.
What did he do with it? He ate McDonald’s off it. I guess it is not as classy as a gold record from the label.
Since I have to say something cheesy, I will add that this gives new meaning to “Let them eat cake.” Hey, you can’t have your cake and eat it too.
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I am a sucker for Joe Jonas’ abs |
| March 21st, 2021 under Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]
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We know that Joe Jonas is a new dad. And now we know he does not have the dad bod, far from it.
We also know, thanks to Julie Bowen, that he does not put the toilet seat down. You would think, since his wife was on Game of Thrones, that he would know no better. We have seen what happened when she gets pissed. Imagine how pissed she would be if her butt fell into some piss.
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Nick Jonas eats a cheeseburger like its Priyanka Chopra |
| March 15th, 2021 under Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Jonas shared a video of him eating a cheeseburger, and I think he was having an orgasm. Then again, the right hamburger does that to me too.
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This is the closest Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra will get to an Oscar nom |
| March 10th, 2021 under Jonas Brothers, Oscars, Priyanka Chopra. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra have some big news to share. No, they are not pregnant. No, they are not getting a divorce. So what is it? They are going to announce the Oscar nominations on Monday morning at 5:19a.
It is an interesting decision because when I think of Oscar movies, I think of them. No, I don’t. Have either of them been in a movie that was even close to getting an Oscar nom? Razzies, yes. Oscars, no.
If they wanted couples, why not go with Oscar winners Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones?
This makes no sense to me. Just like having an Academy Awards this year doesn’t make sense.
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Nick Jonas is sexier when he takes it off |
| February 27th, 2021 under Jonas Brothers, Saturday Night Live. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Jonas is hosting and performing on Saturday Night Live tonight. To promote his appearance, he did the silhouette challenge.
I never knew how sexy he was until he took off his shirt while being lit by a red light. Forget what The Police said; he needs to put on the red light.
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