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Joe Jonas got laid!
April 24th, 2011 under Disney, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Ooops that was a typo, I meant Joe Jonas got leid!!! Sorry it was too easy not to go there!

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Joe Jonas, what big eyes you have
April 10th, 2011 under Disney, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Joe Jonas Tweeted this picture of him with unusually big eyes and I thought it was so cute in a funny sort of way I had to share it with you.
I think that is the most fun I have ever seen the middle Jonas Brother have. Seriously doesn’t seem a little uptight?

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Joe Jonas is a free man
March 17th, 2011 under Disney, Jonas Brothers, Twilight. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from Fame Pictures)

A day after Joe Jonas gushed about his girlfriend in Details magazine, their reps confirmed to Us Weekly he has broken up with Ashley Green. A source told Us Weekly that he “wasn’t that into it.” Which is a lot different than what he told Details, because he said their relationship “feels good.” I wonder what happened that it went from good to bad so quickly???
So now that the Twilight/Disney pairing is over, who will be the next manufactured, I mean, crossover relationship?

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Joe Jonas hit on his sister-in-law
March 16th, 2011 under Disney, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Joe Jonas is opening up about the Details in his life to the magazine and he told them he once hit on his brother Kevin’s wife, Danielle Deleasa. Here are the Details about that, “‘Actually, I hit on her first,'” Joe says of meeting his future sister-in-law when the band of brothers were on vacation in the Bahamas. “‘And after that she and Kevin hit it off, of course.'” I wonder if now that she knows that the oldest Jonas Brother is such a loud snorer if she wishes she chose Joe over Kevin?
In the magazine that is out on March 29, he also goes in Details about going solo, dating Ashley Green, the gay rumors, who broke his heart, drinking and basically just growing up. It is a surprising good read with sexy (yes I just wrote that) pictures to go with the story.

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The Oompa Loompas claim their next Golden Ticket winner…Joe Jonas!!!
November 24th, 2010 under Disney, Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]

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via David Arquette’s Twitter
So remember in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory every time one of the Golden Ticket winners ate a forbidden candy, the Oompa Loompas would take them away? Well I want to know what candy Joe Jonas ate because whatever got the little orange men to come and take him away, is something we need to give to other annoying celebrities. Sorry Joe I wish I could it was nice knowing you, but just like Veruca Salt we’re not going to miss you.
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me

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