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JoJo Siwa goes dark
June 29th, 2020 under Dance Moms, JoJo Siwa. [ Comments: none ]

JoJo Siwa is a 17-year-old girl trapped in a 10-year-old’s life. Therefore, it would make sense that she would want to rebel against the marketing man. So, she dyed her blonde locks. brunette

Will it make a difference? Since she is still wearing a high ponytail, I don’t think so. Baby steps to go with her voice.


Is JoJo Siwa getting ready to get rid of her squeaky clean image?
May 19th, 2020 under Dance Moms, JoJo Siwa. [ Comments: none ]



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JoJo Siwa is turning the seventeen today, but she looks and acts like a preteen.

The mogul (what store, that sells toys, doesn’t sell something with her face on it) might be ready to let her big-bowed ponytail down. That’s because she posted a TikTok of herself cleaning a mirror. The video revealed what she looks like as a normal teenager going into their senior year of high school and not like an 11-year-old about to start middle school.

Do you think she should grow up or stay stuck in her childlike past?


I will not make fun of Jojo Siwa’s big bows anymore
January 22nd, 2019 under Dance Moms, Jimmy Fallon, JoJo Siwa. [ Comments: none ]

Whenever I see JoJo Siwa still wearing her hair in a high ponytail with a huge bow at 15, I think she needs to give it up already. It was cute when she was a kid, but she is in high school now. It is more sad than cute.

Then yesterday when she was on The Tonight Show yesterday, she told him that she has sold over 45 million of them this year alone. As soon as I heard that, my bow was off to her. That is beyond crazy.

She had my respect until she explained their purpose. She says if you wear one, then you are a member of the Siwanator. That means you are “strong, confident, powerful. You believe in yourself. You believe in everyone. You love everyone. You support everyone.” Then she added, “Say you are at school and you do not have anyone to sit with at lunch. And you see a kid wearing a Jojo bow, you know you can sit with them because they are Siwanator.” Teens, is that true these days? I don’t remember having friends because we bonded over wearing the same thing? It is a nice theory, but I just don’t believe that. Do you?

When it comes to Jojo, was she this annoying when she was on Dance Moms? I get it, she is 15 and she is full of energy, but I am exhausted after watching that.


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