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JoJo Siwa’s hair is too short for a bow
April 7th, 2022 under JoJo Siwa. [ Comments: none ]


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JoJo Siwa is turning 19 next month, and she decided it was time for a change. Therefore, she went in for the big cut.

Gone are her long blonde locks, and hello is a hip new do. That is hipper than that description.

I wonder what the Bow girls are going to think of her new hairstyle that is too short for her bows?

Do you want to see if her new look is a hairdo or a hairdon’t, then click here!


Lots of news from ABC, including JoJo Siwa getting a same-sex partner on DWTS
August 26th, 2021 under ABC, Dancing with the Stars, JoJo Siwa, Kevin Hart, Shark Tank, Steve Harvey. [ Comments: none ]

Today is ABC’s TCA Summer Press Day, and they had a lot of news to share.

They started it off by announcing that Kevin Hart will be a Shark on Shark Tank. Does he have businesses that qualify him for the show? I guess we will find out like we did when Alex Rodriquez was a Shark.

Steve Harvey is going to be Judge Steve Harvey for 10-episodes in 2022. The judge, the jury, and the star of the series, Harvey, will welcome a variety of conflicts and characters to his courtroom – from small claims to big disputes and everything in between. Steve plays by his own rules, basing his courtroom on his own life experiences and some good old common sense.

The show is casting now, so if you got a case for him, then apply here.

Talking about casting, Dancing with the Stars announced their first two stars. They are Olympic Gold medalist Suni Lee and JoJo Siwa. The recently out teen millionaire will be the first contestant in 30 seasons to dance with a same-sex pro. We don’t know who it is, but I hope they get Julianne Hough to do it.

DWTS doesn’t need to name any more stars because Siwa is going to win. Between the fan base, the same-sex partner, and the fact that she was on Dance Moms and Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition means she knows how to dance.

Finally, The Conners are going live for their season premiere on September 22nd, and you can appear on the show virtually as a long-lost relative.

As part of the storyline, a Conner family member will call each lucky sweepstakes winner for a live conversation regarding how they deal with some of the same life issues that the Conners navigate on a daily basis.

Want to be a Conner, then enter the sweepstakes here.


Save the bow to save JoJo
July 28th, 2021 under JoJo Siwa. [ Comments: none ]

The first full trailer is out for JoJo Siwa’s movie The J Team, and oy!

It is the story we have seen before. Girl is on the A team, she gets cut, starts a new team with losers, and wins the competition. However, her story is different because her team unites over wearing a bow, JoJo’s signature item.

If I were JoJo, I would’ve used this movie to get rid of the bow. But I guess she likes it looking like a preteen.

The J Team premieres September 3rd on Paramount+.


JoJo Siwa’s movie is full of TikTok dances
July 12th, 2021 under JoJo Siwa. [ Comments: none ]

JoJo Siwa, the biggest under 18 mogul since The Olsen Twins, is getting into the movie business with a movie of her own on Paramount+. Today, they announced when The J Team will be premiere with a teaser trailer that looks like all the Dance Moms’ star will be doing is TikTok dances.

I bet you September 3rd can’t come soon enough for you. I mean, control your excitement.

I love cheesy teenage movies, but this looks unwatchable. Imagine two hours of her being all hyper and positive. No, thank you! And I am a positive person, but she is like on a scale of 1-10 at 1,000,000. Too much for little old me.

I am so grateful my nieces aren’t into her. If they were, I would begrudgingly be buying them her merchandise from the 99 Cents Only Store, Five & Below, Walmart, and whatever discount store I shop at and hate myself for doing so. However, they are not a member of the JoBow Squad. Is that what they are called? I don’t even want to know. Forget I asked.


Jojo Siwa reveals her girlfriend is her best friend
February 8th, 2021 under Dance Moms, JoJo Siwa. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, Jojo Siwa talked about her girlfriend for the first time on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon since she came out a few weeks earlier. However, she did not give that many details about her. Today, she is not only telling us more about Kylie, but she is also showing us her face.

“After being my best friend for over a year, January 8th 2021 I got to start calling this exceptional human my Girlfriend… and Since then I’ve been the happiest I have ever been,” the mogul wrote. “She seriously is the most loving, supportive, happiest, protective, and just the most beautiful perfect person in the world. And I get to call her mine! Happy one month to my girl! I love you more and more everyday!❤️”

They say the best relationships start out as friends. It seems to be that way for the two of them.

It also seems that her fans are OK with being a member of the LGBTQ community. Hopefully, this generation will eradicate all the hate that has been going for millenniums.


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