John Stamos was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and told the host an embarrassing sex story. The Full House star is taking singing lessons and his teacher has been giving him exercises to do at home with his mouth to prepare for class. Well he was getting hot and heavy with a date, listening to the sexy music on his iPod when one of the instructions came on at the wrong moment. He was “rounding third base”, when all of a sudden the couple that was in a passionate foreplay moment heard, “Open your mouth wide…Stick your tongue all the way out.” Talk about a moment killer. But if I were in the same position with Uncle Jesse, there would be nothing, I do mean nothing, that would stop us from getting to home base!!! Even with instructions, I would be his study partner on all of his assignments. I would be willing to make all of his homework fun so he can be the Teacher’s Pet in class and mine at home!!!
Bob Saget Tweeted the above picture and said, “Spending all day in bed with @JohnStamos – Don’t ask.” and I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? But then his TV brother-in-law Uncle Jesse Tweeted, “I’m calling 911.” and now I really want to call 411 to get the information of what is going between them. Like are they planning to have a Full House of their own?
I am sure there is nothing going on between John Stamos and Danny Tanner, but it was fun for a second to wonder what if?
John Stamos Tweeted this picture and said, “me and garry marshall either on the set of his movie, ‘new years eve’ – or the village people’s, ‘cant stop the music’. Personally I think with that mustache, he looks like he should be filming a Super Mario Bros movie instead.
Why would Garry make him wear that thing because it really takes away from the beauty that is John Stamos!
John Stamos is in Florida to ring in the New Year with the Beach Boys and like many celebrities he uses a fake name when he checks in to hotels. Well today he Tweeted how the place where he is staying messed up his alias, “The nice room service girl got my fake hotel name wrong and called me “mr sparkles” love it. I will only answer to mr sparkles today!!!” I think he should his change his name to that permanently because he always sparkles to me.
