New England Patriots Rob Gronkowski was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked the Tight End to read from the fanfiction book that is about him. For a second the Super Bowl player was hesitant to do so, but then he agreed to read from A Gronking to Remember.
He did all of this with his poor mom in the audience and I am sure she will never be the same. Neither will we be because he mm put the erotic in erotica. You know what I mean. He was hot as he made the words in that book come to life.
And now after hearing him read those sexy words, I am off to write some FanFic about him. Don’t judge, I know you are tempted to do the same!
If you are a fan of (American) football, then you want to know who deflated the New England Patriots’ balls during the final playoffs game. Jimmy Kimmel Live did some investigating and he solved the crime. He was able to find out that Tom Brady is innocent and that Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, John Krasinski, Chris Evans, Steven Tyler, Eli Roth, Dicky Barrett and Bill Simmons are not.
The only one I think that is innocent in that group is Jason Bourne. I think that the ABC late night host set him to take the blame. That is just something he would do to make his arch-nemesis look guilty. Don’t you agree?
No matter whose at fault or what motives they had, this confessional was wicked good. Go Pats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75b2hTl2T2E&feature=youtu.be
So a lot of people here in LA will try something if it is the new trendy healthy thing. Whether or not they know why it is healthy.
The hottest new trend is cold-pressed juice and Jimmy Kimmel Live wanted to try out an experiment with all of these hip and happening people. He told them they were drinking organic cold-pressed juices, when in reality they were drinking sugary sweets with water like Fun Dip, Tang, melted Creamsicles and Skittles. Did the testers think they were drinking the healthiest drink out there or did they say, “Oh sugar, this is not organic or cold-pressed?” They all fell for the joke. Instead of getting mad about being fooled, they skipped away happily into the organic sunset. That’s because they were on such a sugar high after drinking all of that artificial yummy crap!!!
I think proves sugar makes you happy! Long live sugar.
Channing Tatum was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the ABC late night host asked him about having an imaginary friend when he was kid. It was then that Magic Mike admitted that he did and his name was Boyd. So Kimmel wanted to know when was the last time he saw his former BFF, and the former stripper said it has been a long time. Then the show had a surprise for him because they brought Boyd out to reunite with his real pal. You can’t even imagine what happens next.
It is so freaking stupid and yet so brilliant at the same time.
But you have to wonder if the JKL has run out of ideas, or they this is the beginning of a new age madness for the show? What do you think?
Jimmy Kimmel Live‘s Cousin Sal loves to torture his co-workers by playing pranks on them. He does things like throwing water on them or dumping buckets of ice on them, so obviously they are afraid of him if they see him coming with camera crew.
Well, yesterday he changed things up and played his greatest prank ever. What did he do? He did nothing. That’s right, absolutely nothing. Even though he had no intention of doing anything to them, they thought that he was.
Watching their reaction to him, shows how freaking brilliant his plan was. So watch the funniest prankless prank to ever happen.
