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Jimmy Kimmel is going to host the Oscars again!
May 16th, 2017 under Jimmy Kimmel, Oscars. [ Comments: none ]


The Oscars is turning 90 in 2018. That’s right, back when they started, Cloris Leachman, Carl Reiner and Betty White were all just children, and today they are still acting and Hollywood’s biggest night is still happening.

I guess, the Oscars wants their milestone to be special so they announced that Jimmy Kimmel will once again host the Oscars again 9 months before the air date. Channing Dungey, president, ABC Entertainment, said, “After just one year, we can’t imagine anyone else hosting The Oscars. Jimmy’s skillful command of the stage is invaluable on a night when anything can happen – and does.”

Yes, he did a good job handling the Best Picture fiasco, but the rest of the show was just average. It was safe. I wish ABC would have gone with a movie star like Kevin Hart or The Rock to host as compared to the late night talk show host. What do you think?

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Katie Lowes doesn’t know if next season is Scandal’s last
May 12th, 2017 under Jimmy Kimmel, Shonda Rhimes. [ Comments: none ]


Earlier this week, there were reports that next season of Scandal would be its last, but ABC never confirmed it. Yesterday, when Katie Lowes was on Jimmy Kimmel Live. the ABC host asked her if it was true. Hesitantly she told him, “That, I’ve, read things like that as well. I don’t know anything you have to ask Shonda [Rhimes] or ABC.” Is there a scandal brewing at Scandal? We will find out by Tuesday when the alphabet network announces their 2017-2018 schedule. Although, her hesitance makes me think she knows that it is indeed its last.

Elsa’s body double in Frozen revealed something that is not a scandal on JKL last night. She is going to be watching that movie a lot in the next few years because her husband and her expecting a baby. Congrats!

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Adam Scott can’t stop shaking when he meets his idol Mark Hamill!
May 5th, 2017 under Jimmy Kimmel, Kristen Bell, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]


Back when Adam Scott was just a little boy, he invited Mark Hamill to his birthday party. Sadly, Luke Skywalker didn’t show up, and never explained why.

Yesterday, when he was a guest on Kristen Bell Live aka Jimmy Kimmel Live (who is off this week on paternity leave), the ABC talk show had a surprise for him. The Last Jedi was there and he wanted to explain to the Park & Recs star why he wasn’t he dissed his fan. According to Hamill’s diary, he already had 2 other birthday parties, a Bar Mitzvah and a supermarket opening that week and that is why he was a no show.

Hey, you know the expression, “better late than never!” That is certainly the case here. Look at how Scott’s hand couldn’t stop shaking as he saw Hamill walk towards him. He was so excited and nervous that he couldn’t control his excitement. Although, he is going to have to explain to his wife and kids where they stand on best moments of his life after telling his idol that this is one of the best.

I love seeing stars get star struck! And so many of them do it with Star Wars’ stars. Which makes the title of the Hollywood’s biggest franchise even more perfect.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s son’s scary birth
May 1st, 2017 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]


On April 21st, Jimmy Kimmel welcomed his 4th child and second with his wife Molly McNearney. It should’ve been one of the happiest days of their lives, but then the nurse noticed that Billy had a heart murmur and was purple. She rushed Billy and Jimmy to another room, so that another nurse could evaluate him. After the room was full of doctors and nurses, they realized that the newborn was born with heart disease. He was immediately rushed from Cedars-Sinai to Childrens Hospital Los Angeles. It was there that he was informed that his son needed immediate surgery. Three hours later, the baby survived his first of three surgeries and less than a week after that he is home with his mom, dad and big sister Jane, 2.

To say it was an emotional week for the new parents would be an understatement. His raw emotions as he told the story, will make you want to hug the new dad and tell him it will be OK. Which it is now. To Molly and Jimmy, enjoy him! Your love will help to make his heart grow stronger with every beat.

The ABC host will be on paternity leave this week and several of his friends will fill in for him. Tomorrow Will Arnett will host the show followed by Anthony Anderson, Kristen Bell and finally David Spade.

UPDATE: Although I didn’t want to touch the political aspect of his monologue, I feel I have to. Yesterday, a GOP Congressman said, “People who ‘lead good lives’ should pay less than those with pre-existing conditions.” Tell me what bad thing did a one day old baby do to deserve his pre-existing condition. What did the kids at CHLA do to deserve their pre-existing conditions? Even people who ‘lead good lives’ get pre-existing conditions. If you can’t see that, then your pre-existing condition is mental illness and you won’t even fund that. Good and bad people get sick, and we all deserve healthcare. No parent should ever lose a child to a pre-existing condition because they can’t afford it or because some stupid politician thinks they are not worthy of life after they are born. Life doesn’t stop at birth, it is when it begins. You can’t be pro-life, but not support living a healthy life.

Jimmy and Molly, I am sorry you are going through what you are going through, but I hope your story makes a difference. I know Billy will be fine and have the biggest heart you will ever know!

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Senior Citizens talk about sex!
April 18th, 2017 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]


Senior Citizens are having sex like bunny rabbits and Jimmy Kimmel Live wanted to know what their secret is. Therefore, he sent one of his people out to the Farmer’s Market at the Grove to ask them why they are doing it more now than ever.

Believe it or not, they are rally are doing nasty. Some don’t remember how they did it and yet there was one guy who had it earlier in the day. That’s right, gramps is still getting it on, while we are not. Now I am depressed! You know what will make me laugh again? Watching their answers to what turns them on. So much different than us whipper snappers, thus we should learn from them. They have been doing it longer than us, so they can teach us a thing or two!

I just want to teach them a little something. Even though they cannot get pregnant, they can still get STDs. Thus, they need to use condoms! Sorry to be a buzz kill, but I did sex education for a while.

Now back to Seniors, take a moment and picture them having sex! Picture that Minuteman and Superman going at on the top and then the bottom. Or is it the other way around. Or imagine that woman who likes it tender, getting it rough! Or what about that 80-year-old woman and her 83-year-old boyfriend? Hot!

You know who is loving this news more than us? Viagra because their sales are up. Pun intended. Now we know why they are f*cking more than ever!

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