We know that Jimmy Kimmel and The Rock liked to prank people, so what happens if you put the two of them together? One of them is going to prank the other one. This time it was DJ who was the prankster.
Dwayne Johnson and Lauren Hashian are expecting their second child together this month. A logical question for a talk show host to the person who is he is interviewing is, where is the baby? That is when DJ told him, she came on Sunday. He said that Hashian woke him up at 2a and told him she was in labor. Therefore, he called the nanny to come in and take care of their 2-year-old daughter Jasmine and the dog. Just as everything was settled, they get in the car and she tells him April Fool’s Day.
I was impressed that she has his sense of humor, while the ABC host was horrified. Both of us were wrong because DJ just pulled the wool over our eyes. It was another April Fool’s joke.
None of that was true, his girlfriend is still expecting to give birth on the 25th. If his daughter comes early and DJ is out of the town promoting Rampage, he needs someone to be with her as she delivers. Thus, he asked Kimmel to do it and he said yes. He better not f*ck it up. I would not want to be on The Rock’s bad side. Would you?
Stars have it rough. When they go to do talk shows, they arrive in their street clothes and change into their on-camera clothes after they have had hair and makeup done. Jenna Fischer was running late for her interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live, so she quickly went to put on her dress. The only problem is that when she went to zip up the dress, the zipper broke.
What do when you are seconds away from air and you have nothing to wear? If you are her, then you put on a towel and pray it does not come off. Well, she prayed for it to stay on and the boys and sadists like me prayed for the opposite.
Luckily for her, the towel stayed on and an ordinary talk show appearance turned out to be something extraordinary.
No word if she kept the towel or had to give it back at the end of the night.
You can maybe see her in a towel again on Splitting Up Together tonight on ABC at 9:30p. I cannot remember if tonight is the shower episode or not and I am too lazy to look it up.
Jimmy Kimmel turned the big 5-0 in November and you know what that means. He is a member of AARP! Oh wait, that also means he has to get his first colonoscopy.
Katie Couric was more than thrilled to take him to get one because this is a cause close to her heart. Back in 1998, her husband, Jay Monahan, passed away from colon cancer at the age of just 42. Since then she has gotten several colonoscopies on television to show people how easy it is to get done.
This time, she changed it up and took the ABC late night host to get his colon videotaped. First she gave him that drink, you have all heard about it. Then she picked him at 5:30a and drove him to the hospital. In fact, she did everything but stick the camera up his butt hole.
When it was done, he found out he has a clean colon with no polyps! Hopefully more people will get one and find out they will get the same results.
BTW I think she made a wise choice by picking him. Why? Normally he is the butt of all jokes and now his butt was the joke.
Can you believe that Tyler Perry has done 10 Madea movies? Can you name all of them? Jimmy Kimmel wanted to see how many of them he could name in 30 seconds. You would think he could give you all of the titles, since they are his movies and he starred in them, but he cannot. He did pretty well, but not enough to name them all. He definitely named more than I did. Did he name more than you?
It was time for another Mean Tweets for musicians on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and they actually nailed some of the artists.
The said Nick Jonas looks like a ferret now. While Alice Cooper looks like a ball sack with face paint on it. But they also nailed some of the musicians’ sounds like, “Common is the Pottery Barn of rappers.” Then there Dave Gahan who was told, “If you are a guy listening to Depeche Mode, reach into your vagina and pull your balls back down.” Which is accurate, I once ran into an ex at a DM show and his balls were way up there.
And of course the ABC talk showsaved the best for last. “I left more talent in my toilet this morning than Green Day has ever had. Green days sucks dicks.” Jason White told their hater, “I am glad are thinking about us while you are taking dumps. We’re doing something right.” Billie Joe Armstrong added, “We will be thinking about you while we are sucking dicks.” Why didn’t anyone ever tell me Green Day is this cool? Whenever I think about them, I think of their song being used in the Seinfeld finale. And that is not a bitchin’ thing like when Journey’s Don’t Stop Believing was in The Sopranos finale.
Back to Green Day, someone needs to give them a variety special so we can see their humor shine through. Make it happen.
