Yesterday was the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl at SoFi Stadium, and men discovered something funny when they went to the bathroom. That thing was Matt Damon staring up at them from the urinal.
Someone put the actor’s face on the urinal cakes. Who was it? Kimmel claims, “We don’t know who did this.” But I don’t believe him. Do you?
When Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, James Corder, or Jennifer Lopez read a Mean Tweet on Jimmy Kimmel Live, you can understand why the person wrote it. However, I cannot understand why someone would write a mean one about Ted Danson, Henry Winkler, or Tom Hanks. Well, technically, no one wrote a mean one about Hanks, but still.
Anyways, all three of these guys have a reputation for being nice. So, I was shocked when Winkler said: “F*ck you” like The Fonz to the author of “Henry Winkler is going to catch these hands. Shark jumping ass bitch. F*ck you, Fonzie.” I didn’t think he knew how to curse someone out. I don’t know if I should be sad or turned on. I am going with the latter because I like when nice guys are naughty.
However, my favorite Tweet in this segment is the one where a person wrote, “Shaq’s penis is Kevin Hart.” And now my sex drive went cold, picturing that. I am sure they are both around the same size.
Yesterday was the third installment of Live In Front of a Studio Audience on ABC, and they added a new element to it thanks to Ryan Reynolds’ company Maximum Effort. They created several fake ’80s-like commercials with Alfonso Ribeiro, Jennifer Beals, Bob Vila, Joe Isuzu, aka David Leisure, and Reynolds.
They were the best part of the show, and I hope they turn it into one. I want more fake ads because they were the type I created in college. That could be why my teachers told me not to go into advertising. That was the only lesson I learned from them.
Tonight at 8p on ABC, Jimmy Kimmel and Norman Lear are bringing back Live In Front of a Studio Audience for a third round. This time they are doing Diff’rent Strokes and The Facts of Life.
Yesterday, the casts of both recreations were on Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about the special. When the late night host asked who was going to curse live on the air, they all mostly agreed that it is going to be Hart, who is playing Arnold Jackson.
Hart responded with, “I’ll tell you the truth Jimmy, You know, your a producer on this thing. You haven’t been here. This is a sh!t show. We don’t feel comfortable. We are not confident that this is going to work. A lot of us contemplated walking today. Like we weren’t going to go through with it. So I think a lot of curse words are going to be coming out of my mouth. My career is over after this because you got me good, Jimmy.”
Is it going to be that bad? We will find out in a few hours.
I know Hart was kidding, but I think he is more on the money than he would like to think. Many of these actors do not have live experience. Doing a live show with no cuts or redos is much harder than it looks to be.
Finally, who believes Allison Tolman when she claimed that Jennifer Aniston, America’s Sweetheart, is bullying her on the set? She said she was joking, but do you think she was telling the truth. If you do, then raise your hand. ✋
When ABC announced that they were doing Diff’rent Strokes and The Facts of Life this year, I was looking forward to it. Then when they said that Kevin Hart and Damon Wayans are starring as Arnold and Willis Jackson, respectively.
I thought that was bad. However, it got worse, a lot worse. They got some of the most annoying actresses with no range to play the girls from Eastland High. Jennifer Aniston is Blair, Gabrielle Union as Tootie, Allison Tolman is Natalie, and Kathryn Hahn is Jo.
I thought when Justin Theroux divorced Aniston, he was supposed to be done with her. And yet, he cast her in this. She is more of a bitch than Blair Warner was the whole series. Union is all about causing trouble than saying trouubble. And the other two are bland independent actresses that people like for some odd reason because they are forgettable. They just play sad characters trying to do comedy. Something this is going to be.
Norman Lear, I liked you and your shows. However, these are not your shows, and you are destroying them by allowing this casting. Are you mad because they didn’t want to do an episode of Sanford and Son, Maude, or One Day at a Time? Is that why you let Jimmy Kimmel cast his friends and turn this whole thing into a joke. And not a funny one.
Only because Kimmel is OK, I am going to say that burning his hair on Thanksgiving is Karma for this sh!t. I can’t believe I used to like Kimmel, and I thought he appreciated the classic sitcoms. Obviously, his ego and his boys’ club are ruining what could have been a good thing. He should stick to late night. There is a reason why Jimmy Fallon and James Corden are producing primetime shows, and he is not. Isn’t it time for him to move on from Jimmy Kimmel Live? Ever since he became friends with Aniston, the show has gone downhill. Now instead of f*cking Ben Affleck, he is f*cking us. And not in an orgasmic way.
Seriously, people in their late 40s (Hart, Harn, and Union), 50s (Aniston), and 60s (Wayans) playing kids is something even Beverly Hills, 90210 could never think of doing. What are they going to do next year? Betty White, Carol Burnett, Bob Newhart, Judd Hirsch, Charo, Dick Van Dyke, and Joan Collins go to West Beverly High? Oh, wait, that I would watch!
Can you tell I am pissed? And when I am pissed, I am a total bitch. These shows deserve better than this.
