WTF was Jessica Simpson thinking when she added that belt those high-waisted jeans that seem to be riding up her crotch? Maybe that is why she made that face, her junk is in pain.
Star Magazine has a fun story that Jessica Simpson barely washes her hair because Ken Paves reportedly tells her not to….
Ken Paves told her to shampoo only two to three times a month, she took his advice. Unfortunately, though, it has gotten the singer into some hairy situations.
"Jess' tresses are often greasy, but she hides it well," an insider tells Star. "She wears hats or reaches for the Hairdo, the clip-on extension line she created with Ken."
OMG! That is so f*cking gross. Between the extensions and real hair it must smell beyond awful and that is not mixing in the funk of sweat and sex and who knows what else. I shampoo and condition every day and my hair looks fine and the best part it smells good. Ewwww
Jessica Simpson declared at her concert that Tony Romo is her Cowboy according to Us Weekly.
"You know, I've got a cowboy, only my cowboy is a little bit different. I wrote this song for my cowboy – it's called 'Come On Over.' I can't help it. I want him all the time."
So I guess that makes her the horse that he rides!!!
Last night when Jessica Simpson and her BFF Ken Paves were leaving Madeos, he was hit in the face near the eye by a paparazzi photographer. As you can see he was bloodied and he was taken to Cedars-Sinai where he got stitches to fix the cut. Hopefully he is doing better.
…and messes up on live TV. I wonder if Jessica Simpson is going to do another Ashlee and wait until after she is done doing press for her new album to tell us she is pregnant. But then again she has packed on the pounds a few times before.
