John Mayer is a man known for his TMIs and the latest one is about Jessica Simpson and it comes via his interview with Playboy.
PLAYBOY: In 2006 you began dating Jessica Simpson, and the paparazzi started stalking you, turning you into a tabloid fixture. Certainly you knew that was going to happen.
MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.†I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.†That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?
MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson.
MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.â€
Well I am sure Jessica Simpson’s phone will be ringing off the hook now because if the man known for being really good bed says he was addicted to sex with her, I am sure men will want to tap that after that vote of approval. I guess Nick Lachey taught her well and that kind of scares because what is that saying about Nick Lachey?
Back to John Mayer and the Playboy interview, it is a really interesting read and I suggest checking it out. You also learn from the interview he really fell hard for Jennifer Aniston for some strange reason.
Jessica Simpson’s nana is in the hospital and in between visiting her she tweeted, “‘You can fake an orgasim but you can’t fake laughter’ Bob Dylan” and there was a typo her Tweet. I only realized it because she later tweeted, “I meant “orgasm” not orgasim…one of the cute doctors here at the hospital informed me of my misspelled tweet. Hmm…was he hitting on me?” Yes Jessica he was hitting on you, but I would be more worried that he is reading your tweets instead of taking care of your nana.
You know maybe she should date that doctor because she might have better luck with him then the past men in her life that she had to fake orgasims for? Although John Mayer is rumored to be really good in bed…
via MTV Movie Blog Jessica Simpson Tweeted this photo of her munching down on her younger sister, Ashlee’s Simpson’s hair. When I saw it I thought, besides WTF is wrong with them, is that Jessica Simpson’s new way to lose weight? It seems like every few months she is on a magazine cover sharing what new way she lost her extra few pounds, so why not go to an extreme and try the only eating hair diet? Hey they had it on Nip/Tuck, so it has to be real, right? And we all know how gullible Jessica is?
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Jessica Simpson spent the day with her mom and without makeup. Personally I think she looks so much cuter when she is not painting on a face than when she does. And there not many people you can say that about.
Wow, I just said something nice about Jessica Simpson. Bah Humbug to those three ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future for visiting me last night.
Jessica Simpson Tweeted this TwitVid showing off the present that her hairdresser Ken Paves got her. He got her an ear wax remover candle. A sh!tty Christmas gift, but a real product. Watching her reaction to it and seeing how gullible she was to what he was telling her, makes me really miss when her ex-husband Nick Lachey and her show had their MTV show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. I miss those classic comments like the one about Chicken of the Sea, Is it tuna or is it chicken?
BTW if the man I gave craploads of money to do my hair gave me an ear wax remover candle, I would be getting a new one!
