Jessica Simpson’s nana is in the hospital and in between visiting her she tweeted, “‘You can fake an orgasim but you can’t fake laughter’ Bob Dylan” and there was a typo her Tweet. I only realized it because she later tweeted, “I meant “orgasm” not orgasim…one of the cute doctors here at the hospital informed me of my misspelled tweet. Hmm…was he hitting on me?” Yes Jessica he was hitting on you, but I would be more worried that he is reading your tweets instead of taking care of your nana.
You know maybe she should date that doctor because she might have better luck with him then the past men in her life that she had to fake orgasims for? Although John Mayer is rumored to be really good in bed…
via MTV Movie Blog Jessica Simpson Tweeted this photo of her munching down on her younger sister, Ashlee’s Simpson’s hair. When I saw it I thought, besides WTF is wrong with them, is that Jessica Simpson’s new way to lose weight? It seems like every few months she is on a magazine cover sharing what new way she lost her extra few pounds, so why not go to an extreme and try the only eating hair diet? Hey they had it on Nip/Tuck, so it has to be real, right? And we all know how gullible Jessica is?
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Jessica Simpson spent the day with her mom and without makeup. Personally I think she looks so much cuter when she is not painting on a face than when she does. And there not many people you can say that about.
Wow, I just said something nice about Jessica Simpson. Bah Humbug to those three ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future for visiting me last night.
Jessica Simpson Tweeted this TwitVid showing off the present that her hairdresser Ken Paves got her. He got her an ear wax remover candle. A sh!tty Christmas gift, but a real product. Watching her reaction to it and seeing how gullible she was to what he was telling her, makes me really miss when her ex-husband Nick Lachey and her show had their MTV show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. I miss those classic comments like the one about Chicken of the Sea, Is it tuna or is it chicken?
BTW if the man I gave craploads of money to do my hair gave me an ear wax remover candle, I would be getting a new one!
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Jessica Simpson looked to be in shock when she was asked a certain question on the red caprtet. Since we don’t have any audio, caption what you think the question could’ve been?
