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Jessica Simpson spent the day with her mom and without makeup. Personally I think she looks so much cuter when she is not painting on a face than when she does. And there not many people you can say that about.
Wow, I just said something nice about Jessica Simpson. Bah Humbug to those three ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future for visiting me last night.
Jessica Simpson Tweeted this TwitVid showing off the present that her hairdresser Ken Paves got her. He got her an ear wax remover candle. A sh!tty Christmas gift, but a real product. Watching her reaction to it and seeing how gullible she was to what he was telling her, makes me really miss when her ex-husband Nick Lachey and her show had their MTV show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. I miss those classic comments like the one about Chicken of the Sea, Is it tuna or is it chicken?
BTW if the man I gave craploads of money to do my hair gave me an ear wax remover candle, I would be getting a new one!
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Jessica Simpson looked to be in shock when she was asked a certain question on the red caprtet. Since we don’t have any audio, caption what you think the question could’ve been?
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Some fashion designer named Ozlem Suer thought for some reason it was a good idea to use Jessica Simpson as a fashion model. Oh wait, it was because people like me are giving her free publicity by posting the pictures of Jessica Simpson wearing the dress, trying to be all sexy and show off her leg. Seriously Jess keep that thing covered, and please don’t expose it on or off the runway. BTW what’s up with the sour puss face? Did she just find out that Tony Roimo is dating Chace Crawford’s sister?
Jessica Simpson replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol? Well that is if her father Joe Simpson has his way, she will be the 4th judge on hit Fox reality show. According to Page Six the proud papa is pushing his daughter on the producers of AI. No word from the producers if they are taking his calls. After reading that Joe is trying to get Jessica on the show actually made me root that the rumors that Posh Spice might be the one replacing Paula are true, but I really hope they aren't.
UPDATE: Good news!!! Joe Simpson just Tweeted that he is not trying to get Jessica Simpson on American Idol! Let’s all take a sigh of relief!!!
So, I am in thailand… But, of course, the post says I am in town trying to get ;ess to be the replacement for paula abdul…. Do the lies ever stop????
