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Who else thought that Jason Derulo was making a trouser snake joke?
March 8th, 2022 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]

There was a viral video going around of an anaconda wrapped around a van. Well, when Jason Derulo saw it, he decided to make his own take of it as the driver behind the wheel of that vehicle.

I thought he was going to be making a joke about his penis that is the size of an anaconda, but he didn’t. Seems like a missed opportunity.

I also think he should hire me to help make his TikToks because my joke was funnier. So says me.


Jason Derulo’s Derulog is a free man
September 23rd, 2021 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]

Jason Derulo and his girlfriend, Jena Frumes, have split four months after welcoming their son, Jason King.

“Jena and I have decided to part ways,” he wrote. “She is an amazing mother but we feel being apart at this time will allow us to be the best versions of ourselves and the best parents we could be. Pls respect our privacy in this time.”

The couple, who both were born on September 21st, started dating in March 2020. She quickly moved into his house during the beginning of the pandemic and spent their time getting closer. So much so, they had a baby together and made several TikTok videos together. Now, like Vine, their relationship is over.


Watch Jason Derulo get knocked out
September 14th, 2021 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]

Jason Derulo decided to try out the Photo Crop filer on TikTok. You know, the one where the box moves around the screen and snaps photos as you try to center yourself in it when it does.

The first shot went well; the second one didn’t. So, he gave it a shot, as in a punch. Well, it didn’t like that, so it beat the sh!t out of him.

And now Derulo learned an important lesson. Don’t try to mess with filters because they will make you look bad.


Jason Derulo proves the shoe size old wives’ tale is false
August 12th, 2021 under Jason Derulo, Mila Kunis. [ Comments: none ]

I remember when I was a little girl, my friend told me that a man’s penis size is half the length of his shoe size. Well, Jason Derulo revealed in this TikTok video that he wears a size 10 shoe. As we all know, he is not even close to 5 inches. He is at least twice that. Now, I have to look at his thumb to see if it is a third the size of his Derulog. Gotta love these old wives’ tales.


Jason Derulo gets naked
June 17th, 2021 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since we saw Jason Derulo in the black bathing suit, I have wanted to see him without it.

Today, he finally took it all off on TikTok, but sadly we didn’t get to see his TikTok. That is because he has a box over his blue balls.

Better luck next time!


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