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Jason Derulo punched a teddy bear
July 8th, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]


I don’t like surprises @shluvhouse

♬ original sound – jasonderulo

There a lot of people who play pranks on other people on TikTok, and Jason Derulo isn’t one of them. Therefore, how would he react when someone dressed up as a teddy bear and tried to scare the 💩 out of him? The actor used the cat-like reflexes he learned for the movie Cats, and punched the poor teddy bear. That is offensive. Who beats up a stuffed teddy bear? I hope he is OK.


Jason Derulo thinks he can walk on water
June 19th, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]


Damn… This actually works!

♬ Look at the way that i walk – t.eiantgvng

We have seen people walk on water like Jesus Christ and Ric Ocasek in the Cars’ music video for Magic, so it makes sense that other people think they can do it. People like Jason Derulo.

The singer laid out a towel in his pool and attempted to let his feet do their magic. How did he do? He was able to do one and a half footsteps before he went down like the Titanic.

I guess he would be better off singing Walk on Water by either Eddie Money or Thirty Seconds to Mars than attempting to do it. Either that or get a glass cover for his pool.


Jason Derulo is a beast
June 15th, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]


Off the Deep End @jenafrumes 🎥: @davidstrib

♬ Deep End Freestyle – Sleepy Hallow & Fousheé

Last year, Jason Derulo was all about being a cat. This year, he has turned into a werewolf.

Which animal do you think suits his personality more? I say, he has the suaveness of a cat. However, you know what they say, all men are dogs! And it looks like this one has been tamed by his girlfriend. I hope for Jena Frumes’ sake, he is a mix of both in the bedroom. As in, he has moves like a cat and has the bravado of a dog! We know he is hung like a chihuahua. Which is not an insult, as anyone who has had a male chihuahua can tell you. It is as almost as big as the dog themselves,


Can Jason Derulo eat 22 hamburgers in two hours?
June 10th, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: 1 ]


Thought I’d post this draft from when I hit 22 Million ##Millimeal

♬ Rain – Aitch & AJ Tracey

Every time Jason Derulo gets another million followers on TikTok, he does something with food to commemorate the milestone. Now that he has 22 million people following him, he decided to try to eat 22 hamburgers in two hours. Can he do it?

Let’s just say what goes down, must come up. He might have some big muscles but they won’t help him with this challenge. How many did he eat before he admitted defeat? You just have to watch and follow him.

The faster we get him to 23 million, the quicker we can see him do something else with food. Although, I doubt he will try another competitive eating competition. Maybe he can try eating 23 dog biscuits. That is if Ice and Ghost are willing to share with their daddy.


I wonder why men don’t like this TikTok trend?
May 25th, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]


she said this was a new challenge @jenafrumes

♬ Bagaikan Langit(cover) – _ucil👑

There is a new trend on TikTok, and girlfriends are not telling boyfriends what it is. Instead, they are just showing them what it is.

As you can see Jason Derulo’s girlfriend, Jena Frumes, and TikTok sensation Lance Stewart’s fiancee, Julia, got their men to try it out.

What do the men do? They just stand there, and it is their women who do all the work. The girls need a tape measurer with a metal base, and then they measure the men with two pulls. After they are done measuring, they lift the base 90 degrees. When the women get it to just that right height, they let it go causing it to hit their lovers in the place that loves them. Well, used to, because there is not going to be much loving going on after that!

I am sure there are a lot of men who want this trend to end now before they become a subject of one. Since I am sadist, I want it to continue. Is that wrong?

To see Lance get lanced, then click here!


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