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Jason Derulo has a white python in between his legs
September 23rd, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]

@jasonderulo

I can’t believe that happened to me at the end 💩😱 @brentrivera @jayprehistoricpets

♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys – Kevin MacLeod


We all know that Jason Derulo has a boa constrictor for a pen!s. How will how a python react when it comes in contact with his boa? It will 💩 in its pants. As we know, snakes don’t have legs, so they can’t wear pants. Therefore, it 💩 on the singer’s pants and his Italian white leather couch.

When it comes to Derulo, we can’t say he didn’t 💩 his pants when he realized that there is actually a white anaconda that is bigger than him.

How many d!ck jokes do you have for this video?

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Jason Derulo can make his pecks dance
August 25th, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]

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@jena

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We know that Jason Derulo has two right feet when it comes to dancing, but did you know his pecks are savage too? They are, and he showed off how they can hold a beat. I hope we get to see more of that when he hosts Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow.

I wonder what other body parts he can make boogie? I am willing to learn how to play a Snake Charmer’s Flute to find out.

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Will Smith and Jason Derulo have an eyebrow dance off
August 14th, 2020 under Jason Derulo, Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]

@willsmith

Oh we brow brothers now! @jasonderulo ##willxjason 📹: @chrisashley

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Will Smith and Jason Derulo have something in common. They both love TikTok. And millions of people love them on the social media site. So much so, they are two of the most popular people on it. Therefore, they teamed up and started making videos together.

In their latest short, they wanted to see who eyebrows have more game. So they put on some music, and let them dance.

Who won? Not the person who did the special effects because they are so fake. The person did a worse job that the VFX artist who tried to hide Derulo’s massive bulge in Cats.

On that note. If they had a d!ck measuring contest, then we know who would win. Derulo would win for having one, while Smith would win for being one.

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Jason Derulo thought Cats ‘was gonna change the world.’
August 13th, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]


Last year, Jason Derulo made his theatrical debut in Cats. He wanted to make sure whatever movie he chose to be his first would be purrfect, and he thought Cats was going to be it.

Derulo told Telegraph, “For the longest time, I was trying to figure out what’s the perfect first role? Cats checked all the boxes. You can’t get a more star-studded cast, you don’t get a more respected director than an Oscar winner, and Rum Tum Tugger is a legacy role, a standout character in a classic musical. Even when I saw the trailer, I thought it looked unbelievable. Like, I know some people saw it and they were terrified, but I got chills down my spine! I thought it was gonna change the world.”

However, “It didn’t pan out. With all things that leftfield, it could either be considered genius or bats**t crazy. That’s the risk you take. It taught me a lesson. You can’t wait for the perfect moment, cause that might not be your moment. So you’ve just got to go for gold. That’s how I’ll move forward.”

Cats got gold, Razzie gold.

Hopefully, he will let anyone else pick his second movie. Although does he need to act? He is doing very well with TikTok.

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Jason Derulo punched a teddy bear
July 8th, 2020 under Jason Derulo. [ Comments: none ]

@jasonderulo

I don’t like surprises @shluvhouse

♬ original sound – jasonderulo


There a lot of people who play pranks on other people on TikTok, and Jason Derulo isn’t one of them. Therefore, how would he react when someone dressed up as a teddy bear and tried to scare the 💩 out of him? The actor used the cat-like reflexes he learned for the movie Cats, and punched the poor teddy bear. That is offensive. Who beats up a stuffed teddy bear? I hope he is OK.

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