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This is not Disney’s Bambi
March 5th, 2025 under Jagged Edge Productions. [ Comments: none ]

Remember when you were kid and you heard Bambi’s mom get shot? You were like, what could be more horrific than that?

Now, we know. It is Bambi: The Reckoning. He is all grown up, and he has a taste for blood.

After a mother and son get in a car wreck, they soon become hunted by Bambi, a mutated, grief-stricken deer on a deadly rampage seeking revenge for the death of his mother.

Jagged Edge Productions, the same people who gave us a bloodthirsty Winnie-the-Pooh are destroying another childhood classic. But this time, it makes sense. If I were Bambi, I would want to kill all humans as violently as I could.

This Bambi movie charges into theaters this Summer.

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Get ready for Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble dominating the Razzies in 2026
March 18th, 2024 under Jagged Edge Productions, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

This year, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey swept the Razzies. At the end of this month, we are getting a sequel from Jagged Edge Productions and that is not all we can expect from this year.

They are also releasing Bambi: The Reckoning, Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, and Pinocchio Unstrung.

But it gets so much more horrific in 2025 because Jagged Edge is going to merge the characters into one movie, Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble. According to Variety, their Avengers-like movie will star Bambi, Tinkerbell, Pinocchio, Peter Pan, Tigger, Piglet, The Mad Hatter, and Sleeping Beauty.

I don’t know what is the scariest part about all of this: the characters they are destroying, the way they are making them look in their films, the fact that movie theaters will probably show this movie, or all of the above.

All of the above.

For the first time, I think they need to get rid of public domain laws because this is sacrilegious.

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Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 is coming this month
March 4th, 2024 under Jagged Edge Productions, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey is rightfully nominated for five Razzies, and we will find out on Saturday how many they won on Saturday.

And we will find out what happens next for the lovable bear turned violent murderer in the sequel when it comes to theaters for three days starting on March 26th.

Deep within the 100-Acre-Wood, a destructive rage grows as Winnie-the-Pooh, Piglet, Owl, and Tigger find their home and their lives endangered after Christopher Robin revealed their existence. Not wanting to live in the shadows any longer, the group decides to take the fight to the town of Ashdown, home of Christopher Robin, leaving a bloody trail of death and mayhem in their wake. Winnie and his savage friends will soon show everyone that the hunters will soon become the hunted, whilst looking to exact their revenge on Christopher Robin once and for all.

You can get tickets at Fathom.

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Murderous Winnie the Pooh is back for more Blood and Honey
February 6th, 2024 under Jagged Edge Productions, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Fresh off of the multiple Razzie nominations for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, Jagged Edge Productions released the first trailer for the sequel. And it looks like there will be more blood and less honey in it.

Deep within the 100-Acre-Wood, a destructive rage grows as Winnie-the-Pooh, Piglet, Owl, and Tigger find their home and their lives endangered after Christopher Robin revealed their existence. Not wanting to live in the shadows any longer, the group decides to take the fight to the town of Ashdown, home of Christopher Robin, leaving a bloody trail of death and mayhem in their wake. Winnie and his savage friends will show everyone that they are deadlier, stronger and smarter than anyone could ever imagine and get their revenge on Christopher Robin, once and for all.

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 does not have a release date. Are you going to see it? Or the first one was enough?

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Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is getting a sequel!
January 30th, 2023 under Jagged Edge Productions, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, the horror take on the classic children’s story, is not coming out until February 15th. However, Jagged Edge Productions announced that the sequel will begin filming this summer.

The news is no surprise because this is their biggest release in the long list of films they have made. Several of which are on Tubi, like Killer Tree, Croc, The Curse of Humpty Dumpty, Curse of Bloody Mary, and so many more.

Besides turning Winnie the Pooh into a killer, they are also doing the same to Peter Pan and Bambi! I am afraid to ask what they will do next. Dumbo? The Seven Elves? The Little Train that Could?

UPDATE: The Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey Twitter page says that sequel will be, “bigger and even bloodier.” Now I am even more excited for it than Winnie the Pooh is for honey!

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