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Euphoria is ending with season 3…
April 4th, 2024 under Jacob Elordi, Sydney Sweeney, Zoe Saldana. [ Comments: none ]

Euphoria’s third season has been delayed due to the strikes. And now, production is on hold indefinitely due to scheduling conflicts and plot issues.

HBO says the show will go on and should debut in 2025, but that is if all of the stars align.

If they align, then Page Six says it will be the show’s last season—a season that is expected to be six episodes with a five-year time jump. The time jump is because all of the actors no longer look like high school students.

Personally, I think they should just do a movie, and make it feel like a two-hour thrill ride!


Watch Jacob Elordi smell his bathwater candle
January 19th, 2024 under Barry Keoghan, Jacob Elordi. [ Comments: none ]

People are talking about Saltburn. However, it is not because it is a good movie. It is because of the scene where Barry Keoghan slurps up Jacob Elordi’s leftover bathwater.

That scene became so infamous that people released a candle called Jacob Elordi’s Bathwater.

Yesterday, when the actor was on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon gave him one of those candles to smell. What did he think? He did a Barry Keoghan and tried to suck up the smell. And my hat is off to him.

Oh, and when it comes to what it smells like, it smells like whatever scent you choose from. It is just a label, unlike Gwyneth Paltrow’s This Smells Like My Vagina.


Want a candle that smells like Jacob Elordi’s bathwater?
January 3rd, 2024 under Barry Keoghan, Jacob Elordi. [ Comments: none ]

A lot of people are talking about Saltburn. Not because it is a good movie. It isn’t. They are talking about the scene where Barry Keoghan licks up Jacob Elordi’s bathwater after the latter is done taking a bath where he masturbated.

It has become a viral trend, and candle makers are making a buck off of it. So if you go to Etsy and search for Jacob Elordi’s bathwater candle, then you will find several options.

Unlike Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle that smells like her vagina, this one smells like whatever option you want.

What do you think the candle should smell like? I think it should smell like the ocean and sex.


I need a shower after watching the Priscilla trailer
October 3rd, 2023 under Elvis Presley, Jacob Elordi. [ Comments: none ]

I know that Priscilla is based on the true story of Priscilla Presley and how she fell in love with Elvis Presley when she was just 14 and he was 24.

Cailee Spaeny might be 26 in real life, but she still looks like she is a teenager. So I got the ick feeling while watching the trailer because I just felt that she was a teen. Even when she was supposed to be an adult. It just feels so cringeworthy.

Because of that, I will be skipping it. Even though Jacob Elordi seems to be convincing as King of Rock’n’Roll.

Priscilla comes out on November 3rd.


This is supposed to be Priscilla and Elvis Presley?
August 10th, 2023 under Elvis Presley, Jacob Elordi. [ Comments: none ]

Sophia Coppola directed the biopic Priscilla which is based on Priscilla Presley’s book Elvis and Me. Therefore, you would think she would make sure the leads looked like the iconic couple they are playing.

However, in this photo, Cailee Spaeny and Jacob Elordi do not look like the people they are playing. They look more like a couple going to a prom in the ’60s and not Elvis and Priscilla.

You would think after Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis, she would’ve done a better job with authenticity. But I guess not.

Do you see the Presleys in that photo?

Priscilla will be released on October 27th.


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