Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Before Jacob Elordi was a guest on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, he was in the audience. He looks the same now as he did when he was 20 in that 2007 episode.

Jacob Elordi, like many actors these days, did an interview with Today remotely this morning. Because of that, he did it from his bedroom, and he had some people with him lying on the bed. They thought there were inconspicuous, but Hoda Kotb spotted them in the mirror.

So who are they? They are his parents, John and Melissa, who just flew in from Australia to see their son. And they were so embarrassed when he moved the camera over in their direction.

Then Jenna Bush wanted to know what they think of their son being a Hollywood heartthrob. His mom said, “lovely,” but his dad said, “do better.” So now we know where he gets his sense of humor from.

Although, I wonder how much they laugh when they watch him Euphoria. I really hope they don’t watch him in that, and they continue to only watch him in The Kissing Booth trilogy. No parent wants to see their child like we see him in the HBO series.

Jacob Elordi made his in-person talk show debut on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday with Modern Family’s Julie Bowen as a host.

At the end of the interview, she asked The Kissing Booth star if they use stunt penises on Euphoria since there is so much nudity on it. “Eric’s [Dane] penis is not his real penis. It is a stunt penis,” he said. “When you come into the makeup trailer, they’re all kind of set up.”

Why are they being held there? Because the makeup artists have to give them a makeover so that they look like the real thing. Is it wrong that I want that job? How do I get the job?

Oh, and I am assuming that the merkins are all in the hair trailer. That would make sense, right?

The Kissing Booth kisses and tells its last story on Netflix starting today. In the third and final chapter Elle (Joey King) has to decide whether to go to the same college as her best friend Lee (Jacob Elordi) or her boyfriend and his brother, Noah (Joel Courtney).

When the second movie ended, she found out that she got into both Harvard and Berkley. Now, she has to make a choice that will hurt one brother, and she is going to avoid telling them that she has to. She and Lee have been saying they would go to Berkley ever since they could talk. However, now that she is doing more than talking with Noah, she also wants to go to Boston. She can’t do both, so which one will she choose?

A decision that becomes harder when she has to spend the whole summer with both brothers at their beach house. Their mom (Molly Ringwald) has decided to put the house on the market, and the three of them are going to prepare it for the sale.

While cleaning out the house, Lee and Elle find their Beach Bucket List from when they were kids. They decide to check off all of the items before they go away to college. The more items they finish, the more tension it causes in all of their relationships. To make matters worse for Elle, Marco (Taylor Zakhar Perez) is also spending the summer by the house. This makes Noah jealous. Does he have a right to be?

Not only is Elle dealing with all of this drama, but her dad (Stephen Jennings) also started dating again. To put it mildly, she doesn’t like it.

All of this will lead to Elle reaching a breaking point and making a decision that is best for her. But, what does that mean for all of the men in her life?

By the end of this movie, we will all be left satisfied. But what about Elle, Lee, Noah, and Marco? I can’t tell you, what fun would that be. However, I will tell you, it didn’t end like I thought I would, but I really enjoyed how they wrapped up the franchise. I just wish we could get a The Kissing Booth 4, 5, 6, and so on.

Whether you have seen the first two movies or not, you can spend the day binging all three together. What else is there to do between the heat and COVID-19’s Delta variant? At least these films give us hope and remind us what kissing is. Remember that?

Netflix has done a lot of great projects. However, I think one of its great productions is The Kissing Booth trilogy. On August 11th, Elle (Joey King) will finally have to decide between her boyfriend Noah (Jacob Elordi), his brother, and her BFF Lee (Joel Courtney), and herself. Who will she choose? We will find out next month in a movie that brings the teen out of all of us.

If you can’t wait until then to find out what happens next, then watch the first two movies on Netflix now to find out what happened first. They are so enjoyable; you will want to watch them over and over again as I do.

Oh, and if you were Elle, who would you choose?

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