Howie Mandel was put on a time out, but he didn’t say what he did. With the amount of pranks he pulls on people, no wonder someone put him in the corner. I am just surprised no one did it before now.
Howie Mandel positioned his crotch next to cleaning device that is called Magnum, so you have to wonder if he is saying that is the condom size he uses because he’s you know? We don’t know, and I am not sure we want to know. Do we?
Howie Mandel loves to post photos on Instagram from America’s Got Talent, and he doesn’t care if they are perfect like some other people do. He shared one yesterday of Simon Cowell, Heidi Klum, Mel B and him on their first day together filming season 11 in LA. While they all like they are having fun, they don’t all look good. Simon’s eyes are closed, Klum has her two fingers over Scary Spice’s head and Howie well, you can see.
But you know what, I prefer Selfies like this because they are more real.
America’s Got Talent is holding auditions now and NBC finally announced who will be sitting at the judges table with Englishman Simon Cowell, who replaced American Howard Stern. The news should not be a surprise because Canadian Howie Mandel (who’s the senior judge), English woman Mel B and German Heidi Klum are all back for another season.
So us Yanks might have talent, we just don’t know how to judge it. While we don’t know how to judge it, we do know how to host because American Nick Cannon is back too.
Howie Mandel got his first endoscopy yesterday and his son, Alex, recorded him as he was coming out of anesthesia. For the most, it was pretty tame, and he even complimented Alex more than he ever has in the past. But the best part came when the nurse offered him some juice and he thought she said Jews. Luckily, she handled it like a pro because I am sure she has seen and heard worse. Could you imagine if they could divulge all they’ve seen and heard when people come out of anesthesia? It would make a great television comedy that I would watch every week.