The Tanning Mom was on The Howard Stern Show today and she answered some viewer questions. When she was asked how much it has cost her to keep her skin so dark, she said that she spent at $5,000 since she moved to NJ. Shhhh, no one tell her she could get a tan for free.
She also talked about the possibility of doing porn and thankfully that isn’t going to happen. Who would want to watch that?
Whitney Cummings was a guest on Howard Stern‘s radio show and he asked her if other comedians abandoned her when she got her own show. Then as she answered him she started to cry when she said that they did. BTW I know how she feels; I cried when I watched the pilot for her show Whitney because it was abandoning what watchable television is all about.
Matt Lauer was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the Shock Jock told the Today show host that all the men on his show this week are around 9″ long down there. So Lauer without any hesitation told him “Unfortunately the trend continues.” For some reason I don’t believe him. But I do believe he hid Playboys under his bed when he was a teen to do what all teen boys do!
Nick Cannon was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the America’s Got Talent judge asked the host about the size of his cannon. Well Mr Mariah Carey wasn’t shy to tell the world that when he is gets excited he is almost at the “9” mark”. No wonder Mimi and him are still happily married! And he did talk about her too, and he admitted that she “hated” working on American Idol. Talking about work, he also confirmed to Stern that NBC did talk to him about replacing Jimmy Fallon on Late Night. He turned the job down because he doesn’t have the time for a commitment like that. Which is a shame because he would’ve been perfect for the job.
Cannon wasn’t the only guest on the show today, Chris Rock made a surprise appearance. The comedian revealed that he has “a bigger than average c0ck.” Although he doesn’t know how big because he never measured it with a ruler, but he did say it is easily over 7″.
Now as big as both men say they are, they ain’t got nothing on the other guest that was there. Jonah Falcon is on record as having the biggest one at 13.5″. Which is probably the real size of Nick, Chris and Howard all put together. Sorry Howard, but you always say how small you are!
Scott Thorson, who Matt Damon played in Behind the Candelabra, was on The Howard Stern Show today and he talked about two of the most famous people he says he had an affair with, Liberace and Michael Jackson. The Shock Jock had to know everything, so he asked about both of his exes pen!ses. Scott told Stern that Liberace’s “c0ck was so ugly.” Then he explained why, “he had it pumped up with silicone, so it was lumpy. And then he wasn’t circumcised.” Now when it comes to the King of Pop, Thorson claims he was small around 6″ or 7″.
Then it was time to find out how both men were in bed, and Scott claims that both of them were bad in bed. In fact Scott said on the Stern Show, “Michael Jackson wasn’t good at oral, and was a spitter, not a swallower”. Scott alleges that the musicians were not able to deep throat him and that is one of his requirements.
Hey HBO, Since Behind the Candelabra was such a big hit, why not do a sequel because obviously he has so much more to tell.
