Honey Boo Boo and her family dressed up as another famous one…The Kardashians! If that is not the most brilliant FU, I don’t know what it is.
The Halloween episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will air on January 16th on TLC!
It is almost time for a camouflage wedding on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo tomorrow at 9p on TLC and the wedding might be held in the bathroom with some “gas masks” instead of outside. That is because Mama June is suffering from some major stress poop and she can’t seem to get off of the toilet. Even though she is stuck on the porcelain throne Sugar Bear declared, “I like my June no matter how much she sh!ts. She can sh!t all day, and I mean, all year but in the end, she’s still going to be my June.” If a man can put up his woman’s poopies, then he can put up with anything she brings his way.
Luckily for the kids, especially Pumpkin, they ordered a port-o-potty for the wedding and they were able to use that while the matriarch was occupying the one they have in the house.
Gotta love this family, they will talk about anything like stress sh!tting, and they don’t care if it is on national TV. Seriously this preview might be one of television’s finest moments all year.
Lastly poor Kaitlyn being trapped in the bathroom with her grandmother. Hopefully she will be OK!
Honey Boo Boo and her family are going to do something they have never done before, they are going to play the Family Feud. Mama June, Sugar Bear, Chubbs, Chicakadee, Pumpkin and of course Honey Boo Boo will play against Cake Boss’ Buddy, Maddalena, Lisa, Mary and Elisabetta on a special episode that will air some time after the game show’s new season starts on September 16th. Can you just imagine how Steve Harvey will react to some of the colorful answers, you know that our favorite Southern Family, will give to his questions? I mean the show already comes up with some interesting ways to phrase some of the sexual answers; then factor that Honey Boo Boo’s clan have their own quaint language and you get a pairing for something I am very much looking forward to.
Seriously if Alana say’s “a dolla make me holla”, imagine how much holla’ing she’ll do when they go for some real dolla amounts on Family Feud!
Can’t wait until they are Family Feud to see them? Well Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child will be back on TLC this Wednesday at 9p and you can watch Cake Boss tonight and every Monday at 9p on TLC.
We are just a week from the long awaited season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo on TLC at 9p and now we know why they have Scratch’n’Sniff cards for the season premiere! Mama June’s family likes to wrestle and they have a secret move called Cup-a-Fart. Which is what you would expect it to be, they put their hands over their butt as they fart and then direct that smell to their opponent. And hopefully we will get to experience that yummy scent when we watch the show next week. My index finger and my nose are ready to redneckognize whatever they throw their way! Yee haw!
We all know that Honey Boo Boo and her family love ketchup and now we are finding out just how much Mama June loves the red stuff! She actually did something to a bottle of it that she hasn’t done with Sugar Bear in a long time, she made out it with!
And it is moments like that that make me so happy that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is coming back to TLC on July 17th!