Seriously? OMG! WTF?

San Fernando Valley Historical Society & Adobe Museum/Facebook

Halloween is coming up in a month, and people are showing classic Horror movies in all kinds of places.

Case in point. The San Fernando Valley Historical Society & Adobe Museum is showing the 1968 Zombie movie Night of the Living Dead at the Pioneer Memorial Cemetery in Sylmar, California, on Saturday.

I am brave. I grew up with Horror movies. I don’t get scared at Haunted Houses. But there is no fucking way I would go see a Zombie movie, especially the one that launched it all, at a place where the dead could come out and play. Nope. No way in hell. Not going to do it. I am crazy, but not that crazy.

While that is me, is that you? If you live near Sylmar, then you can get tickets here.

It is Halloween season, and everyone wants to be part of it, including Hidden Valley Ranch.

How are they doing that? Are they going to make pumpkin spice ranch dressing? Of course not. That sounds disgusting. And it is. I know that because I accidentally added pumpkin spice instead of taco seasoning to my ranch dressing one time, and I will never do that again.

So, what is their spooktacular plan? They did a little spell and turned the white ranch black with the help of fruit juice and cocoa. Then they put their limited-edition concoction in a glow-in-the-dark bottle.

If they were smart, they would make it in mini-bottles so that we could hand it out to Trick-or-Treaters on October 31st. The only people who don’t like ranch are the same people who don’t like Halloween.

The Halloween edition is available exclusively at Walmart.

We are 52 days away from Halloween, and not all of us have our costumes ready to go. Well, Spirit Halloween and The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company have teamed up to create a Goodyear Blimp costume.

“We’re always looking for new ways to make Halloween bigger, more memorable, and more fun for our fans,” said Kym Sarkos, Executive Vice President at Spirit Halloween. “Partnering with the Goodyear Blimp gave us the chance to take that mission to new heights and bring a little Halloween magic to the skies in a way we know our fans will love.”

The costume is crafted from lightweight materials and features a built-in, battery-powered fan (which requires 4 AA batteries that are not included) for easy inflation at the flip of a switch.

So if this costume is your dream one, you can buy it online for $79.99 while supplies last.

By the way, am I the only one who wants to see how you make this sexy?

It is pumpkin spice season, and everything is being made to taste like it. But that doesn’t mean that it should.

For example, Spam. And I thought that was as bad as it was going to get. At least, I was wishing and hoping that was going to be the worst way that the spice would be used to flavor something.

I was wrong. Today, I found out that Mylanta is selling two limited-edition Fall flavors. One is pumpkin spice, and the other is spiced apple cider.

And I just threw up a little in my mouth imagining what they taste like.

While I am obviously not the market for this line. There is more than one person who will be buying these flavors and downing them after a big Thanksgiving meal. And to them, my hat is off to them for being so brave to try something so strange.

Would you buy either of these autumn tastes?

OMG! I know what I am going as for Halloween! I am going as a bottle of Pumpkin Spice Mylanta!!!

Oliver Robins/Facebook

The Poltergeist home has a new owner, and Rachel had opened it up to the general public to go trick-or-treating this Halloween. To make it even more special, Rachel asked Oliver Robins, the surviving child actor from the 1982 Horror movie, to hand out candy! Oliver made it even more of a treat by wearing PJs just like he did when he played Robbie Freeling.

And the parents were more terrified than their kids because the children are too young to watch the film, and the adults will never forget that scene with him and that fucking clown.

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