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[ # ] Not everything needs to be pumpkin spice
August 31st, 2026 under Halloween

It is pumpkin spice season, and everything is being made to taste like it. But that doesn’t mean that it should.

For example, Spam. And I thought that was as bad as it was going to get. At least, I was wishing and hoping that was going to be the worst way that the spice would be used to flavor something.

I was wrong. Today, I found out that Mylanta is selling two limited-edition Fall flavors. One is pumpkin spice, and the other is spiced apple cider.

And I just threw up a little in my mouth imagining what they taste like.

While I am obviously not the market for this line. There is more than one person who will be buying these flavors and downing them after a big Thanksgiving meal. And to them, my hat is off to them for being so brave to try something so strange.

Would you buy either of these autumn tastes?

OMG! I know what I am going as for Halloween! I am going as a bottle of Pumpkin Spice Mylanta!!!

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