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Gwyneth Paltrow works a ’70s vibe’ down there
April 26th, 2013 under Ellen DeGeneres, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Gwyneth Paltrow wore a see thru-dress that was so revealing at the premiere of Iron Man on Wednesday that she couldn’t wear any panties with it. So Ellen DeGeneres asked her about it and the daytime talk show host got more than she bargained for. The Shallow Hal star told her, “Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor. So I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated. In one day.” Then Ellen needed to know more so Paltrow told her, “I work a 70’s vibe. You know what I mean?” So so so didn’t need to know that, did you? Personally I am surprised that she needed a razor because she comes off as so controlling about everything that you would think she would’ve lasered all off a long time ago. Right?
Seriously I wonder if she watches these interviews and sees how we see her? I think she comes off as a nasally b!tch in interviews.
Oh and here is a bonus for you. Ellen DeGeneres asked her to impersonate some singers and let’s just say she whiter and more bland than Wonder Bread as she tries to do her best rap.

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Gwyneth Paltrow shows off 22 year old stripper butt
April 25th, 2013 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


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Gwyneth Paltrow walked the red carpet in a sheer dress that showed off her a$$ that she brags about being as tight as a 22 year old stripper’s. And here’s the deal, she is not 22 any more and needs to cover up. I am not saying she doesn’t have the body for that gown, I am just saying I don’t want to see it. We get it you eat healthy and work out all the time, but doesn’t mean you have to show it off whenever you can. Seriously that dress is made for the age of that stripper you talked about and not for a mother of 2 in her 40’s. In other words, cover up!

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Gwyneth Paltrow slaps Robert Downey Jr for calling her what we all do!
April 22nd, 2013 under Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. [ Comments: 1 ]


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Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow were doing press for Iron Man 3 and at one point Tony Stark called her snob. When he reached over for a kiss, she smacked his cheek. So the morale to the story is don’t call her a snob to her face, just continue doing it behind her back like you’ve always been doing.

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Gwyneth Paltrow looks happier than usual!
April 10th, 2013 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Fame Flynet
Gwyneth Paltrow was on Good Morning America and she appears to be so thrilled to be there. To me this picture captures her true essence as compared to when we see her with a smile. I think those smiley photos look as fake as I imagine her to be.

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Gwyneth Paltrow brags about having the butt of a 22 year old stripper
April 6th, 2013 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: 3 ]


(photo from Fame Flynet)

Gwyneth Paltrow was doing press and according to Us Weekly she boasted that her friend described her butt as “It’s not so bad for a 22-year-old stripper!” I can see that. While most uptight people have a stick up their a$$es, she has a whole stripper pole up there. If that doesn’t tighten you tushy muscles, I don’t know what does?

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