So Gwyneth Paltrow was on The Kyle and Jackie O Show and the male host asked her bush. So then the Oscar winner told him the whole story. She said she no longer has the ’70s vibe going because now she is like an 8 year old girl after wearing that see-thru dress to the premiere of Iron Man 3. She explained because she wasn’t wearing any underwear that she had to shave because the hairs were poking through. And that is more than I ever wanted to know about her vajayjay, can she go back to her GOOPy talk instead? Because I don’t know anyone who has an Iron Man enough of a stomach to hear that. So ewwwwwwwwww.
BTW I think before Gwyneth put on that dress, her vajayay looked like Kyle’s beard! Yes I am so putting that image in your head because I am pure evil!
Gwyneth Paltrow wore a see thru-dress that was so revealing at the premiere of Iron Man on Wednesday that she couldn’t wear any panties with it. So Ellen DeGeneres asked her about it and the daytime talk show host got more than she bargained for. The Shallow Hal star told her, “Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor. So I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated. In one day.” Then Ellen needed to know more so Paltrow told her, “I work a 70’s vibe. You know what I mean?” So so so didn’t need to know that, did you? Personally I am surprised that she needed a razor because she comes off as so controlling about everything that you would think she would’ve lasered all off a long time ago. Right?
Seriously I wonder if she watches these interviews and sees how we see her? I think she comes off as a nasally b!tch in interviews.
Oh and here is a bonus for you. Ellen DeGeneres asked her to impersonate some singers and let’s just say she whiter and more bland than Wonder Bread as she tries to do her best rap.
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Gwyneth Paltrow walked the red carpet in a sheer dress that showed off her a$$ that she brags about being as tight as a 22 year old stripper’s. And here’s the deal, she is not 22 any more and needs to cover up. I am not saying she doesn’t have the body for that gown, I am just saying I don’t want to see it. We get it you eat healthy and work out all the time, but doesn’t mean you have to show it off whenever you can. Seriously that dress is made for the age of that stripper you talked about and not for a mother of 2 in her 40’s. In other words, cover up!
Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow were doing press for Iron Man 3 and at one point Tony Stark called her snob. When he reached over for a kiss, she smacked his cheek. So the morale to the story is don’t call her a snob to her face, just continue doing it behind her back like you’ve always been doing.
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Gwyneth Paltrow was on Good Morning America and she appears to be so thrilled to be there. To me this picture captures her true essence as compared to when we see her with a smile. I think those smiley photos look as fake as I imagine her to be.
