Someone mashed up the spoken words of the cast of The Golden Girls to the theme song and that person is my newest best friend. Although that brought a tear to my eye because neither Estelle Getty, Bea Arthur or Rue McClanahan are still with us, in a way through this DVD collection they live on forever!
Seriously how awesome is that mash up? I can’t stop listening to it!!!
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Betty White is so freaking hot these days that Smokey the Bear has to follow her around so that she doesn’t cause any forest fires. Actually the Hot in Cleveland star was named an Honorary Forest Ranger yesterday and they gave a the Golden Girl a stuffed Smokey the Bear. Seeing her with the stuffed animal is too much cuteness for words. Seriously it is so nauseating awwwdorbale I got a cavity looking at these pictures!
William Shatner was doing an interview with Vanity Fair and in it he broke the news that Betty White and him are making a sex tape for AARP.
Q; Say I wanted to trick you into talking about your affair with Betty White. How do I make that happen?
A; Quite easily. Betty and I have been lovers for awhile. That’s all out in the open. We’re going to do a sex tape for the A.A.R.P.
Q: You said in a recent interview that Betty’s “totally flexible in the hip area.†You do realize that you’ve given the world a mental image that can’t be un-thought?
A: I do realize that, and I stand by it. Her hips are very flexible. Although to be fair, it’s held together by rubber bands. (Laughs.)
Q: Is there anything on your body that’s still flexible?
A; My left pinkie. That’s pretty much it. You should see it flex. But other than that, it’s… (Laughs.) Oh god, you’re getting me to say things I shouldn’t. You’re dangerous!
Q: O.K., one more question. You wear a toupee. We all know it, it’s obvious, but you won’t admit it. How long are you going to hold on to this ruse? Is it a mystery you’ll be taking to your grave?
A: Probably. But if it’s any consolation, that’s not very long from now.
I think he’s joking, at least I pray he is joking because that is one sex tape even though I wouldn’t want to see it I know would wind up watching it over and over again.
William Shatner recently sat down with Playboy and did an interview with the magazine. According to People the Sh!t My Dad Says had this to say about his Boston Legal co-star Betty White, “She’s really old. I think of her as an old friend. I mean an old friend. But listen, she’s got moves you wouldn’t believe. She’s totally flexible in the hip area. Her arms are stiff, but the hips? Totally flexible.” So is he saying she couldn’t give him a hand job, but can still work it in the sack like nobody’s business? OK, the image is totally stuck in my head now and I am sure yours too. Good thing he didn’t talk about her mouth…
BTW on that note you can watch them almost go head-to-head next Thursday when she guest stars on the season premiere of NBC’s Community at 8p and then he will follow her at 8:30p on CBS when his new sitcom Sh!t My Dad Says debuts!
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Out of all the cast members from Glee that I would think they would sit next to Betty White, Matthew Morrison was no where near the top of my list. I would’ve liked to have seen her sitting next to Jane Lynch because I love both funny ladies and as we the viewers watch the telecast we can only imagine what the two talented actresses would be saying about everyone else in the room. But now we won’t be able to picture that because she is sitting next to Mr Schue instead and he just doesn’t scream funny and warm to me. I could be wrong, but he is not someone I think deserves that prime seat. They should have given that seat to Neil Patrick Harris, who along with the Golden Girl, won Emmys this weekend for their guest starring roles. NPH won for Glee (which I say is a travesty because that gold statuette should’ve gone to Mike O’Malley) and Miss White won for Saturday Night Live. Guess Facebook knows who is Emmy worthy!!!
