Burger King has come up with a Whopper flavored toothpaste and I would totally suck down that tube until there was nothing left.
If I thought it was a real thing, but since we are 2 days away from April Fools Day I think they are pranking us. Something I don’t find funny because I need Whopper flavored toothpaste and I need it now. Since my birthday is April 1st, I think they owe it to me to make it happen.
Because if it is a joke, I will boycott BK forever. They went a step too far this time around and I put up their nightmare inducing mascot.
Ever wonder what could make Oreos and Peeps even better than they already are? How about combining the two? That is exactly what they are doing this Easter/Passover season.
Starting next week, Walmart will be selling vanilla flavored Oreos with Marshmallow Peeps Flavor Creme in the middle. Sounds likes a dream come true. All you need is a Cadbury Egg to go with it and this will be the best Spring ever!
I love Taco Bell, but not enough to marry the person I love in one. If you are not like me and want to say I do before you I poo, then you can get married there for just $600.
What does the $600 get you?
• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours
• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends
• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” t-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert
• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony
How do you make it happen? Get your marriage license, walk up to cashier at the Taco Bell Catina in Las Vegas and order it off the menu. Within four hours, you can be Mr & Mrs! That is unless you made a run for the border aka the bathroom.
Men, if you play your cards right. Not only will you eat a Taco, then later on you can eat her Taco too! And she will down your Gordita or Chalupa or Burrito or whatever you call it.
I don’t know, if I were going to get married in Vegas, I would do it at that Elvis Chapel. Although, one time when I was coming out of a Taco Bell, I held a door open for an Elvis Impersonator who said to me, “Thank you, thank you very much!” Maybe that was a sign that I am supposed to get married in a Taco Bell. Thus, let the Wedding Taco Bells ring for true love!
Are you an adult who wishes there was a fast food meal that had a toy inside which was only for the over 18s? Well today in Israel that is exactly what Burger King is doing after 6p by offering an Adults Meal on Valentine’s Day that includes 3 toys. Sex toys to be exact.
It comes with 2 Whoppers, 2 Fries, 2 beers, a blindfold, a feather dust and a head massager. That is a Happy Meal that would make me very happy! Only thing missing is a condom for him to wrap his Whopper in just in case you don’t want to have a Kids Meal in 9 months.
Only bad thing about this Adults Meal is that is only available in Israel. I am sure there are other parts of the world that would like to get their bodies on it.
A new-Mac-Sandwich-sizes party needs epic party favors—like 10k bottles of Special Sauce. Tomorrow find out when/where you might get one! 🎈🎉 pic.twitter.com/nbT0GVrI8l
Let’s be honest, the best part of a Big Mac is the Special Sauce and tomorrow McDonald’s is giving away 10,000 bottles of the stuff in participating. They are doing this to promote the two new sizes of the famous burger. They are The Mac Jr, and Grand Big Mac and they will be available tomorrow.
Talking about tomorrow, McDonald’s will announce which stores will be giving away the sauce and what you have to say to get it. I know, I will be there to get my bottle. Will you be there too?
