Are you an adult who wishes there was a fast food meal that had a toy inside which was only for the over 18s? Well today in Israel that is exactly what Burger King is doing after 6p by offering an Adults Meal on Valentine’s Day that includes 3 toys. Sex toys to be exact.
It comes with 2 Whoppers, 2 Fries, 2 beers, a blindfold, a feather dust and a head massager. That is a Happy Meal that would make me very happy! Only thing missing is a condom for him to wrap his Whopper in just in case you don’t want to have a Kids Meal in 9 months.
Only bad thing about this Adults Meal is that is only available in Israel. I am sure there are other parts of the world that would like to get their bodies on it.
A new-Mac-Sandwich-sizes party needs epic party favors—like 10k bottles of Special Sauce. Tomorrow find out when/where you might get one! 🎈🎉 pic.twitter.com/nbT0GVrI8l
Let’s be honest, the best part of a Big Mac is the Special Sauce and tomorrow McDonald’s is giving away 10,000 bottles of the stuff in participating. They are doing this to promote the two new sizes of the famous burger. They are The Mac Jr, and Grand Big Mac and they will be available tomorrow.
Talking about tomorrow, McDonald’s will announce which stores will be giving away the sauce and what you have to say to get it. I know, I will be there to get my bottle. Will you be there too?
If you are like me, then you look forward to Easter every year because of Cadbury Eggs. What could make them more special? How about if they are Oreo flavored? Oh yes! They are thing and according to People Magazine they will be available in the States a month from now. I don’t know about you, but it has be hopping around like a bunny!
Seriously, this is the best thing to happen to candy since Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups with Reese’s Pieces inside of them. Have you tried those little pieces of heaven on Earth? So scrumptious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimBpdBnaBs
For decades people have been dressing up as Ronald McDonald and the Burger King, but this year a Burger King in Queens, NY dressed as a McDonald’s. Even though it tried to be the scariest thing to happen in fast food since the Whopper turned people’s poop green, it isn’t. That will always belong to the Burger King mascot. Every time I see him, it gives me nightmares. Isn’t that thing a walking nightmare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVuNcDOZGlA
Do you like your chicken fried, but not your skin from the sun? Well, Kentucky Fried Chicken came up with a solution for that. The fast food restaurant came out with KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen. No, the SPF lotion doesn’t leave your dermis extra crispy, it just makes it smell that way.
Who knew that people had a need for their bodies to smell like fried chicken when they laid out in the sun.
Definitely not me because when I worked a big story in the Everglades, several of the other newsmen fed the alligators KFC and they loved it. Since they say humans taste like chicken, why would I want to smell that way too around animals that dream of eating us for a living. That could just be me, but I don’t want to give them anymore reason to eat me. There is only one mammal I let do that and he is man. Sorry, had to!
Back to the lotion, sadly they have already run out of supplies. Since it went so fast, maybe they release some more. For those of you who want to smell good enough to eat!
