If you thought the most disgusting thing that Chuck-E-Cheese did this year was retire their animatronic band Munch’s Make Believe Band, then you are in for a shock. From now until the end of the year they are serving up the Cheetos Mac-Cheesy Pizza. What is that? They describe it as, “a creamy cheese sauce mixed with elbow macaroni, smothered in melted, bubbly Colby and 100 percent whole milk mozzarella cheese – all topped with a magnificent, crunchy layer of Cheetos.” With that I just threw up in mouth. So repulsive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ni3jN_DH20
As we know, McDonald’s mascot is Ronald McDonald, who is a clown. This year more than year’s past, clowns have become seen a terrorizing. Thanks to It and people going around scaring others dressed as one.
Well, Burger King came up with a promotion for Halloween that might scare away some of its regular customers. On October 31st from 7p to close, they are giving away a free Whopper to first 500 people who come dressed as a clown to 5 of their restaurants including the Back to the Future 2 one in Burbank. And they added, “Validity of clown costume to be determined by BURGER KING® restaurant personnel in their sole discretion.” What does that mean?
I am sure McDonald’s is going to retaliate in some way, I just do not know how. If I were them, I would give away a free Big Mac to anyone who comes dressed as the Burger King. Let’s be honest, the Burger King is scarier than any clown including Pennywise.
When it comes to the ad, I know I will have nightmares from it because it was scarier than that Stephen King horror movie that came out last month.
Taco Bell has already added Doritos and Fritos to their menu items and now they are testing out Quesadillas with Kit Kats inside. Instead of calling it a KKsadilla, it is called a Chocodilla. No matter what they call it, I will easily pay a $1 to try it out. As soon as it is available throughout The US. You see, according to Mashable, it is currently being tested out in Wisconsin. If they eat it up (literally), then the rest of us will get to chow it down. Therefore, Cheeseheads please like it because I need it!
Did you hear? Did you hear? On September 21st, Jolt Cola is making a come back and it will be available at Dollar General for just a dollar. That’s right the cola with twice the amount of caffeine will be sold for a buck! A whole buck. That is cheap for a quick fix of caffeine.
Can you tell how excited I am that Jolt is back! It is back, it is really really back! It is the best soda out there. It really is and I cannot wait to buy out the supply next week! I need my Jolt and I need it now!!!
One of your favorite pastimes at Chuck E Cheese is not only playing in the pee covered ball pit, but also listening to the animatronic band. It definitely is not the pizza because it is the worst. But there is news that is worse their pizza and that is the cheesy band is going away due to the fact that they remodeling the chain. When asked why, chief executive officer Tom Leverton told CBS News, “The kids stopped looking at the animatronics years and years ago.” What do kids know? They keep asking for their birthday parties to be held there when there are so many better options like almost anything else.
Someone needs to save Chuck E Cheese’s band before it is too late. Their music is keeping the restaurant alive. Who’s with me?
Can I share a secret with you? I have never been to a Chuck E Cheese. Is it really that awful?
