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I don’t know about you, but I love Ranch dressing, especially Hidden Valley Ranch. And I don’t know if you knew this, but Ranch is a hidden American gem that most of the world does not know about. Can you believe that?

How would you like to be the Magellan or Marco Polo who introduces the dip that makes everything taste better to Europe? Well, you and a companion can do just that if you are chosen to be one of the two sets of Hidden Valley Ranch-bassadors this summer.

Opportunity Overview:

• Two (2) duos. Must apply by March 31st as a pair and be comfortable sharing housing.
• Duration is eight (8) weeks in Summer 2026.
• Includes seven (7) weeks of international travel, all expenses paid. (Paid expenses include travel expenses like airfare, train travel, boarding, daily food stipend, activity stipend, etc)
• Compensation for approximately forty hours of time a week
• Each duo will embark on a multi-country itinerary (route subject to change). Example itineraries include:
  • United Kingdom/Northern Europe: London → Ireland → Iceland → France → Germany → Switzerland → Sweden
  • United Kingdom/Southern Europe: London → Spain → Portugal → Italy → Croatia → Greece
• Content will be published across social media (e.g., TikTok, Instagram and YouTube). All required equipment will be provided.
• Weekly content expectations per team:
  • • Four (4) short‑form videos (e.g., Reels, TikTok, YouTube Shorts)
    • One (1) long‑form YouTube episode
  • Supporting photo and video assets captured throughout the journey

Sounds like something you could easily do? Then go to hiddenvalley.com/ranchbassador to sign up! Don’t wait to apply, there will be heavy competition…me!

Let’s show the world what they are missing!!! Oh, and Happy National (soon to be International) Ranch Day!

Cinnabon is sweet. The Bachelorette and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives are spicy. And for a limited time, they are coming together for Swirled Sodas and CinnaPacks.

The two Swirled Sodas, which come with Mormon Wives Sleeves, are:

• Saints & Cinnas, a crisp soda of your choice base, with a creamy vanilla swirl and a light dash of our Makara^® cinnamon on top.
• Raspberry Revelations, which blends a crisp soda of your choice base with raspberry syrup and a creamy vanilla swirl, for a sweet, crave-forward sip.

The drinks go great with four or six Cinnabon CinnaPacks with The Bachelorette-themed packaging, just like Mormon Wife Taylor Frankie Paul, who is this upcoming season’s Rose Giver

“Reality TV fans don’t just watch—they gather, snack, and make an indulgent night of it,” said Urvi Patel, SVP of Brands and Chief Brand Officer at Cinnabon. “By pairing our most irresistible treats with two shows that dominate the conversation, we’re giving fans a delicious new way to experience their favorite nights of TV.”

The Cinnabon treats are available from now until April 23rd, TSLOMW returns to Hulu on March 12, and The Bachelorette will be looking for a husband on ABC starting on March 22nd.

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Del Taco heard your complaints, and they are doing something about it. The taco fast food restaurant used to leave their burritos’ ends open. But then, they wrapped the burrito like everyone else does, and their customers didn’t like it.

So as of March 3rd, they went back to their old ways. And now the customers are complaining that their cars and clothes are getting dirty because all of the contents fell out when they were trying to eat it at a red light. Maybe it is not all of their fans, it is just me.

And here is something else to kvetch about. They also changed the name of some of their burritos:

▶️ Del Beef™ (formerly Beef & Cheddar)

▶️ Del Classic Chicken (formerly Grilled Chicken)

▶️ Del Combo™ (formerly Combo Beef & Bean)

I don’t care what the menu says, I am still ordering them the original way because I am an old bitch. But at least I am ordering them!

Buffalo Wild Wings

Did you know that Buffalo Wild Wings’ Boneless Wings are not made out of meat from chicken wings? I did too! However, Aimen Halim sued the chicken restaurant because he said the name is deceiving since they use breast meat.

Halim said that had he known that they were not made with wing meat, he never would have ordered them in January 2023.

On Tuesday, Judge John Tharp Jr. ruled against the man and said that it is a “fanciful name” rather than a factual one, according to CBS News. So, the judge threw out the case.

“A reasonable consumer would not think that BWW’s boneless wings were truly deboned chicken wings, reconstituted into some sort of Franken-wing,” Tharp said in the court document.

Now, I want someone to sell Franken-wings!

Do you want to get married or renew your vows on Valentine’s Day, but don’t want to spend any money on it? Well, Denny’s has the perfect present for you.

Just show up to Denny’s Wedding Chapel at 450 Fremont Street in Las Vegas on February 14th from 7a to 4p, and they will perform the wedding for free, which normally costs $199.

The nuptials come with: Vegas Rock n’ Roll Style Officiant, Keepsake Certificate, Wedding Sashes, and a Silk Presentation Bouquet & Boutonniere

All you have to do is sign the “Toast-nuptial” agreement, which requires those who take the restaurant up on the offer to pledge their devotion to one another (at least through the next morning).

If you make it to the next morning, then share a wedding photo on social media tagging @DennysDiner and use #DennysToastNup in a “Just Married” post by 2p, and they will give you a $100 gift certificate to Denny’s.

But that is not all you get; you also receive an Over-easy Overnight, which includes “Slammy” pajamas, eye masks, and pillowcases designed for the ultimate post-wedding Vegas sleep-in.

“Vegas weddings are novel, but a Denny’s Vegas wedding is iconic,” said Ellie Doty, senior vice president and chief brand officer at Denny’s. “We’re leaning into the fun of the city and our chapel’s tradition of offering free ceremonies on Valentine’s Day, but with a twist that keeps couples in bed to enjoy one of the best parts of a marriage: the breakfast.” 

Walk-ins are welcome, but it is better to sign up here.

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