https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed4D_TO-jQw Family Feud asked a question on the game show that left a poor innocent man holding his head down in shame. The questions is, “We asked 100 married women, if you could change one part of your husband’s body, what would it be? Joyce rang in with passion as she told Steve Harvey, “His penis!” The host looked at her in shock, as she kept repeating the answer.
Of course, Steve kept letting her talk as she dug herself further and further into that grave she just made. What makes it even worse for everyone involved, is that her poor husband Pete was there playing too. All he could do with his smiley-faced tie was laugh along with the audience as he tries to ignore the fact that his wife just said that about his manhood.
But then again, he is wearing a smiley faced tie. You have to wonder if all those yellow faces are laughing at him or they are just pissed they can’t turn that smile upside down. If ever there was a moment to frown on Family Feud, this is it.
What makes it even worse, is she didn’t try to pass buck like most contestants, and say something like not that I would know. Poor Pete, poor poor Pete.
BTW can you believe that answer wasn’t even on the board? WTF? How could that answer not be on the board? Why do you think vibrators and dildos do so well with married women? Women want variety!
Poor Pete, poor poor Pete.
We know that Family Feud has had some embarrassing answers given on the game show, but Wesley’s answer might be the most embarrassing one of them all. When he was asked by Steve Harvey, “Name something a teenage boy might practice kissing technique on?”, he said something that shocked the host and us. He said, “His mom.”
Wesley didn’t even try to get out of it, he just stood there as his family clapped. Which I don’t even want to imagine why they clapped and said, “Good answer, good answer.”
Incest is best, but not the best answer especially to that question. Thankfully for society, the answer was not on the board.
So boys, answer that question for me? What did you practice your kissing technique on when you were a teen?
Paula Deen is going to be on The Steve Harvey Show this Thursday and he does not hold back with his questions. The daytime talk show host says he is “not a journalist. I am just a guy who happens to have platform of a TV show.” The he added that he wanted to her side about everything. It is for these reasons that I think his interview with her will be really powerful. Unlike reporters that ask questions for other people, he is asking them for himself. By doing so, he is asking the questions his audience wants to know. They are coming from a person who was offended by her words, and he question her as such. I think his sincere interest in what she has to say, will expose her true feelings about it all. You can hear in his voice that this means a lot to him, so you know he will not be easy on her. From the looks of the promo, it seems he has forgiven her. What she said to do that is something we will have to tune in to see in two days. In what I am sure will be a really good interview that will keep you interested from the beginning of it until the end.
Steve Harvey asked Michael, “We asked 100 men, name something that is hard to do if you got a bad aim?” And the Family Feud contestant said, “I would say, um, the thing, with the wife, if you don’t have bad aim.” Then he added, “If you don’t have good aim, you can’t find it.”
Michael, neither confirmed or denied that he knew that from personal experience, so Steve went over to the wife to see if he could find out some more information from her. Crystal told him they have two kids. So that is at least twice that his aim was good where it mattered. Although after she came clean, so did he as he admitted that he never missed.
But did it happen to anyone else? Fourteen other men also gave that answer and because we learned a new expression for sex, “Ram the ham”. Let’s not make it a thing because that is bad, so bad it’s not Kosher.
Family Feud likes to ask questions that might lead to an answer that have a sexual tone to it. But I don’t think they thought would get an answer like that when they asked, “Name something you want sooner than later.” Sara responded by saying retirement, but it was not on the board. Then it was her mother’s turn and Barb said, “Since I am retired, I want sex!!! Now rather than later because I might not be around later.” Not only did she say wanted sex, she acted it out by doing several thrusts. Leaving Steve Harvey in a state of shock. Not that you can blame him because we too are in shock after seeing and hearing her say it.
And yes “A Good Poke” was on the board because we all want it sooner rather than later.
Now when it comes to Barb, all I have to say is, “You go girl!”