Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that has to be licked?” Gene in his very deep voice said, “A woman!” And with that he has a whole new whole fan base of women who are in love with him. But ladies, sorry to tell you, he is taken. His wife Debbie, was so excited by his answer that she couldn’t stop laughing and gave him a high five. I am sure later on that night, she gave him a low one. Even though the answer was somehow not on the board. What was up with that that?
Some might say they don’t make game show hosts like they used to, but I say that Steve Harvey is better than all of them. The Family Feud host is warm, charming, very funny and self deprecating in a non-harmful way to them and to himself.
Recently on the game show he asked the contestants, “Give me a place where people pour their hearts out to a complete stranger.” When he got to Barry, the contestant said with pride “the doctor”. Harvey then asked him how sure he is that the answer is on the board? Barry started giving off percentages, and Steve kept telling him to go higher until he reached 100%. The reason why, the answer was already on the board. Harvey could’ve just told him that, but he had some fun with him and the audience until he realized his mistake.
It is his quick thinking and funny responses like that which is why I declare him the best game show host ever. Don’t you just love him?
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something that only takes 2 people to do, but it is even more fun when more people join in?” Deleta didn’t hesitate to buzz in. As soon as the host of Family Feud gave her the go ahead, she screamed with excitement, “Sex!” So he asked her nervously, “You and Carl (her husband) got something y’all wanna tell us?” She boasted, “45 years!” Then her son screamed out, “I don’t want to hear that.” Imagine if she said something else. That poor kid would be scarred for life. Although the plus side for them is that they would probably be the most popular couple in town, so it might’ve been worth it.
In case you were wondering, sex was on the board. Shockingly it wasn’t #1 because I can’t think of any other answer to that question. Can you?
Steve Harvey asked Anthony, “You never want to shake hands with someone right after they do what?” The 16 year old excitingly told the Family Feud host, “Masturbate!” His proud family gave him high fives, hugs and told him good answer as the audience stood up to show how thrilled they were with the answer.
So was his good answer on the board? Shockingly, no. What’s up or should I say down with that? I know I wouldn’t want to shake hands with someone who just finished shaking himself. Would you?
Family Feud asked the contestants, “Name something that is hard to do with your eyes open?” Rell proudly said, “Read!” His family applauded the answer as the audience laughed hysterically. Steve Harvey was so flabbergasted by the answer that he walked over to make eye contact with Rell’s grandmother to get her reaction to his response. She just laughed in shame because what else could she do.
So you have to wonder how did this guy get into college? Don’t you have to be able to read with your eyes open in order to take the tests and fill out the applications to get in? More importantly, don’t you have to read to with your eyes open to stay in school?
On a positive note, at least he didn’t say drive. That is scary on a completely different level.
On an even more positive note, at least the answer wasn’t on the board.
